I want a pharmacy option under the gifts section.
I want it to include...
Prozac: For all the whiny ass bitches. Life sucks. Love sucks. Get the fuck over it. Get over yourself while you are at it. Chances are everyone is sick of hearing you whine...You are NOT the only one with problems. We all have some. Its just we all don't feel the need to share them and cry and whine for bling...
Viagra: For all the icky old men who no longer fuck their wives, and spend hours trolling for free boob shots, and accosting perfect strangers with random solicitations...
Lunesta: For those who are up until 9 am on Fubar. This way maybe they can get to bed at a decent time, and become functioning members of society...
Sympathy Pills: I need these. My tank is dry. Come back later.
Penicillin: To treat the rampant virtual STD's being passed around...I don't give a fuck who your number one is. I don't care, that you care, that I don't care...
Fukitol: To cure the incessant drama that breeds and spreads like the norovirus...Its fubar people. If you spend more time worrying about your "fubar friends" than your real ones, or your real family, you have a serious problem. This is not reality. This is the internet.
Fen Phen: Okay this is really mean....I won't go there... It would be funny though...
cyanide: Self explanatory.
