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Ok so I believe I am once again ready to take the FU plunge and get a FU wife. Any of you that know me know damn well that I am awesome, and when I say that I am not being cocky I am just a fuckin sweetie and I know it. You will never have to be worried about me being jealous or any of that crap I will be super sweet to u, and will be as attentive as possible. Many of you know I am not on that much on weekends due to my son as he comes first and I try to spend as much time as I can with him. You wont have to worry about me falling in love with u as this is a fuckin game and this is a great escape for me, and in order to fall in love I need to see , feel touch you get waht I mean. Lol. I will bling & spoil you when I can, and as some know I can be very generous. I will help as much as I can when I can. I dont expect to see ur tits in fact please keep them to ur-self I have playboys. Unless you want me to of course, and then why would I argue..just kidding. Lol. I just really want a partner on here. Oh and if you are currently FU married, but looking to get out..if I like you I would prob be willing to pay for the divorce. Oh and should u ever want to FU divorce me I expect you to come up with the credits as I will take care of everything else i.e. paying for FU marriage etc. I do not expect my FU wifey to bling me..I dont need it, and I am not a needy person but hey I do expect some attention that is always awesome form a pretty girl. I am sure not many will respond to this, but if you decide you want to please dont comment here. Please send me a private message. Thanks for readin this I appreciate you all. Here are some of the qualities that I would like in a FU wife. Eskimo kisses ladies. 1. NO JEALOUSY..THIS IS A FUCKIN GAME..GET OVER UR-SELF. 2. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I TREAT YOU 3. DONT BE GREEDY IF I BLING ANOTHER FRIEND DONT GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY..4. AGAIN DONT BE JEALOUS..I LOVE TO FLIRT AND LIKE I SAID THIS IS MY ESCAPE DONT TRY TO RUN MY FU LIFE. 5. BE A SWEETIE..YOU WILL BE REWARDED 10 FOLD AS THE SWEETER YOU ARE TO ME THE SWEETER I WILL BE TO YOU. 6. IF U SHOULD EVER WANT TO GET FU DIVORCED DONT FUCKIN PUT IT IN UR STATUS...WE ALL HAVE PRIDE SO LET'S NOT GO THERE 7. I WANT UR MY NAME IN URS..CALL IT MACHO OR WHATEVER I LIKE IT SO:P..YES I WILL PUT UR NAME IN MINE. 8. DONT LISTEN TO THE GOSSIP..IF U HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT ME COME AND ASK I WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH I DONT NEED TO LIE 9. DONT GET MAD IF I AM NOT ON ..I HAVE A LIFE AND A SON THEY COME BEFORE FU. 10. YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO CARRY ON A CONVERSATION..BEING HOT IS GREAT BUT I WANT A CONVERSATIONALIST AS WELL. Thanks if there is anything else I am sure I will let you know. Anything can be negoitiated so dont be shy and speak up. Sorry for the run -on sentences and the grammar the is not a fuckin term paper so if ur anal about that well I am not ur guy. Eskimo kisses ladies. Again please do not comment here but respond in SB or PM. Thanks! (h)
