All I Know Is Disfunction's blog: "From the mind of a chain smoking sex toy!"

I cant stop spending money.. its on stuff that we *need* but I can tell its manic shopping....Im going to end up spending money we dont have to spend...feck... Im back to doing the ... dot thing too much...I bought blood red hair dye...and stuff to sell on ebay... and jeans for me...and jeans for felix...gah make the mania go away! I'll give you a cookie!

Fuck Ive got heartburn~ Corn dogs for breakfast should help, right? Soooo I went to my 6 week pp appointment tomorrow, the evil ducky didnt hurt at all. My OB gave me an Rx for Vicodin and for an antibiotic so I wouldnt die from the tooth pain. I seriously love my doctor, he's Rx happy! So Ive been taking vicodin every couple hours and the pain is barely there, fuck yeah! I finally ate me some pumpkin pie!! I fucking love the shit and I havnt had it in 5 years!! Not much else is going on. Felix goes in for his snippy snip on Monday, yay. I need a boyfriend.

Ok prolly not, but FUCK it hurts! I dont get to go to the dentist till a week from today and thats just for the xrays and Rx to kill the infection. Then its gonna be another two weees till I can get them to pull the teeth or whatever they are gonna do to fix me. I fucking despise tooth pain. Ive been numbing myself so much with anbesol that Im prolly immune to benzocain now. Felix brought my smirnoff, figuring if I got drunk it wouldnt hurt...but I cant seem to drink more than 2 of them. Id kill for a shot of jack or five! Ive got my evil ducky appointment tomorrow, which means its gonna be a nairy good time at my place today! Stupid 6 week appointment. Hey girls that have already gone, did you tell them if you started having sex prior to the 6 weeks? I started a little before 2 weeks pp. My vagina has yet to fall out or implode. yay me and yay my vagina! Thats it, Im revolting and Immma go smoke. fuck I miss smoking inside.

It wasnt bad. Im guessing I would have used it for evil as well. I would have fast forwarded through pregnancy thats for damn sure. I have no idea whats happend to me latley, even when I was pregnant I didnt cry at movies. Friends made me cry for some reason, but never movies. Now I ball my brains out...hopefully the emo goes away! Hope everyones having a good humpday!

Made me sob like a little bitch!

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