Shrinky Spanking Message for my friends and a funny joke below. LOL
You have been SPANKED. You have been considered One of the SWEET & SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you u have been SPANKED, you have to ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO SPANK YOU TOO Don't break the chain please! So BEG FOR IT on your friends list and let them SPANK YOU..IF they are SWEET & SEXY! Please read my naughty riddles joke below. LOL Enjoy!
Naughty Riddles:
>
> Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> A: A cherry float.
>
> Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's
> mouth?
> A: 1 US leader
>
> Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse
> say?
> A: BEAT IT - we're closed.
>
> Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
> A: To find a tight seal.
>
> Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
> A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
> pull it out.
>
> Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
> A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
>
> Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy
> box?
> A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and
> moaning, "Lie to me!"
>
> Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
> A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not
> getting any.
>
> Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
> A: Dill-dough.
>
> Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
> A: She's withholding evidence.
>
> Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
> A: You can sleep with a light on.
>
> Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
> A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
>
> Q: What's the definition of macho?
> A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>
> Q: What does a Christmas tree and a priest have in
> common?
> A: Their balls are just for decoration
