EARNHARDT REBEL FAMILY ACCOUNT's blog: "FRIENDSHIP BRACELET"

Morning S-e-x????? John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Marie, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Marie, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy. Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." His note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Marie answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs." Her note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand! MADE BY: LOLLIPOP

Friendship Bracelet If you delete after reading ... you'll spend a year of ill luck! But... if you send it to (at least) two friends ... you'll have 3 years of good luck!!! *** Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible? Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them? Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: I love you, Sorry, and Help me. Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two-fold? Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face? Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted? Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do. But, don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold. Today, the ball of FRIENDSHIP is in your court, send this to those who truly are your friends (including me if I am one). Also, do not feel bad if no one sends this back to you in the end, you'll find out that you'll get to keep the ball for other people want more .. Ok, this is what you have to do..: Send to ALL your FRIENDS! But you have to DO THIS within an hour after you open this mail! Now..... MAKE 1 WISH!!!!!! Make it now, It's you last chance!! I hope you did make a wish, Now send the mail to: 1 person~ your wish will come true in a year 3 persons~6 months 5 persons~ 3 months 6 persons~ 1 month 7 persons~ 2 weeks 8 persons ~ 1 week 9 persons~ 5 days 10 persons~ 3 days 12 persons~ 2 days 15 persons~ 1 day 20 persons~ 3 hours But if you send it to (at least) two friends ... you'll have 3 years of good luck!!! *** originally posted by Rosie