None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship'
poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little
smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our
great friendship.
1.
When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.
When you are blue -- I will try to
dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4.
When you're scared -- we will
high tail it out of here.
5.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel
the true warmth.
