Since You're My Friend.
1. when you are sad - i will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry idiot who made you that way.
2. when you are blue - i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile - i know you got laid.
4. when you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be.
5. when your confused - i will use little words.
6. when your sick - stay the hell away from me till your better.
7. when you fall - i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
8. this is my oath . . . i pledge it to the end. "why?" you may ask?
cause your my friend!
