> FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
> REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
> REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong
> REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up...
but
> that was fun!'
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
> REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
> REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
> REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing
> REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
> REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
> REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
> REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
>
> FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
> REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it
> back!
>
> If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your
> funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
