hillbilly666's blog: "friends"

normal friends vs. redneck friend FRIENDS: Never ask for food REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECKS: Cry with you. with the good and the bad FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECKS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECKS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REDNECKS: Will knock them the fuck out!! FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REDNECKS: Will repost

I'm sitting in this room alone Time is passing by I think of things I've said and done And now I wonder why At times all my eyes see In a world of misery When I'm overwhelmed with pain You tell me how endeared I am my friend Somehow we know just what we're thinking And listen when the other calls I'm here just waiting for your call And when we're feeling down We pick each other up before we fall You're sitting in your room alone Life is passing by You think of things you said and all that you've done Now you wonder why And when all your eyes see This world of misery When you're overwhelmed with pain I'll tell you how you endeared you are my friend