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demaximus's blog: "demaximus"

created on 03/25/2010  |  http://fubar.com/demaximus/b330717

friends and homiez


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
HOMIEZ: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
HOMIEZ: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We f**ked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HOMIEZ: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
HOMIEZ: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
HOMIEZ: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIEZ: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIEZ: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
HOMIEZ: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
HOMIEZ: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
HOMIEZ: Will repost this shittttt!

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