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Friend vs. Juggalette

 Friend vs. Juggalette

 

Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalette: Always has your back.

Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalette: Jumps in the fight to help.

Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalette: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was f*cking awesome!"

Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalette: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.

Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalette: Bums you her last pack

Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalette: Is there even when you dont need them

Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalette: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalette: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place

Friend: Lets you make an a**  out of yourself in public
Juggalette: Is up there with you making an a** out of themselves too

Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid sh*t
Juggalette: Loves you even though you do stupid sh*t

Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalette: Helped you kill that a**hole

Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalette: Cries with you at your moms funeral

Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalette: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that

Friends: Fade
Juggalettes: Are 4 Ever

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