Over 16,525,196 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
just taking a quick second to thank all of you super creative fu that insist on having complicated gifs and mini movies as a default.
everytime i try to log onto the site with my phone, your default of you turning into the entire cast of twilight really bogs things down.
add that to the girl who has to have a gif of herself smiling, then not, then giving the finger, then the tongue out between the fingers, the boob squeeze, devil horns, and finally followed by peace sign.
dont forget the 50+ year old lady that somehow morphs into megan fox, or angelina jolie, then into a cartoon dominatrix, then finally a butterfly. the question is... why?
guys, you dont escape the wrath. stop turning into dragons, tigers, dracula, chewbacca, a zombie, rob zombie, rob schneider, etc etc its rediculous. youre not dracula. youre not a tiger. why would you wanna show a girl how much you resemble a zombie? "hey baby, in just .31 seconds, i can look exactly like ive been dead for 6 years. wanna see?"
i appreciate creativity as much as the next guy. but add all that unnecessary moving shit, to all the fucking ability blings in the corner rotating and boomeranging, godmoding, auto elevening, and pimp slapping... my phone gives me the what the FUCK
and dont get it twisted. 500 bucks and 4G baby... i aint on no prepaid walmart phone.
please stop making my phone freeze just because you cant decide between morphing into laura croft, Mr. T, or snookie...
HouseMusic
some of you super popular fu women insist on secretly admiring me over and over. i am sure its not just me, its probably everyone. just carpet bombing the entire site. with the hopes of just one more rate or just one more like to maintain your rank or whatever...
and im sure all the while not participating in kind when some lonely guy sees one of your photos and clicks hoping for some contact with a girl who in all reality is completely out of his league and who he would never approach in a real social setting.
if you had any idea... ANY CLUE of the type of person i am, youd want me as a friend. not just one in the sea of thousands, but a real friend. because i rate and like my friends willingly. im what ya call GENUINE
keep your phony admiration. im not interested.
i always wanted to be taller. im average height.
my boss is like 6'1, one of my co workers is 6'3... dammitt, i wanna be taller.
but i have to thank you fubar, because while i cant find a way to be taller, i can come on this site and pretend since every girl i see on here is looking up at me like im 6'7...
thanks for hookin a brotha up!!
so im creeping up on 90 days on fu... i know, a drop in the bucket for some of you die hards that have been here for 2/3/ even up to 5 years... but ive been here long enough to notice a few things
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some men have no awareness:
there are at least 3 profiles that ive seen of "women" loaded with plenty of pics. theyre getting bling, rates, and comments. these profiles have no salutes. (surprise surprise). the kicker, the profiles are of women that are famous pornstars. guys... get a clue. or dont. i really dont care. continue to drag down the entire male gender with your rampant stupidity by believing Gianna is really in your shoutbox. im sure the dude that owns the profile is laughing all the way to the fu-bank as he reads your pervy messages about how you wanna fuck him... i mean her.
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insanity is a common disease among the women:
albert einstein said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.
to all you women who date these fu players. enjoy the bling. fu marry to your hearts content. make sure add his name to yours. then wait til he douches you over, post about it, have about 50 guys contact you that will treat you WAY better than any of the dickfaces you continue to choose on your own, but ignore them and find another fuck hole to piss all over your heart. i know its hard to sift through 1500 likes a day to find someone thats quality. maybe you ladies need to pump the brakes a little bit. just stop playing the game so it will stop playing you. dont worry about the likes and the rates and the bling. find someone on here truly worth spending time with. its easy. its the guy that continues to pay attention to you when you give him no reason to. thats a great place to start. being rich in that way definitely trumps having a green name. then once you find someone that is worth your time, go back to focusing on your daily rank.
i say this after watching more than one very attractive and very popular female player that are damn near level 50 decide theres too much drama and they need to walk away for a while or maybe for good. ladies... are you serious? you have let this game get so out of control that some asshole guy that takes you out of his family and you take him out of yours because you didnt put a famp up or ran a godmode blah blah fucking blah... this GAME shows peoples true colors.
how much do you really need those 3000 friends now? i will stick to my 50 good ones and you stick to your 3000 drama causing/ jealous/ needy/ whiny/ dishonest/ fu douches... let me know how that works out for ya.
i sent a bling and a nice message wishing her well after what she said was a serious illness to a girl who is so popular she didnt even notice or say thank you. silly me to think that someone as insignificant as me could ever be acknowledged by someone so fu-popular. fuck me for trying to be nice to someone who would rather be treated like shit.
be real. find someone else thats real. thats the only real way to win this game.
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mumms
is it me or are 75% of mumms simply someone asking the dumbest question they can think of, and the rest of the mumm community firing away with the meanest and most hurtful things they can think of to say.
mumm: so im sitting here and im wondering should i eat a ham and cheese or a peanut butter and jelly?
comments-
some random girl: you should have a grilled chicken caesar wrap (y) delish!!
some random guy: doesnt matter, as long as you get back in the kitchen and make me one like your supposed to
some other random girl: peanut butter makes you fat. i should have warned you years ago fatty
some other random guy: eat whichever one you want, as long as you kill yourself afterwards because you suck at life
some hostile folks over there jussayin
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til next time
HouseMusic
so im sitting here feeling obligated because a few people have friend requested me... the problem is, i dont know them. they dont know me. id say at best, we are acquaintances maybe. but friends??? and they didnt have the courtesy to even say anything in the request??? yea, way to NOT give me the impression youre gonna be a good friend. and im not just another rock in the pile for you to stand on atop the mountain of fu popularity. thanks but id rather not be a face in the crowd of 3000.
in case you havent noticed, i have less than 50 friends. i will most likely never have more. most of them on there i speak to at least once a week or we exchange rates just about daily. kinda hard to do with thousands and thousands.
and in case you havent noticed, my friends arent numbered. all my friends are important to me. and i have no family. my friends serve that purpose. when the time comes, (if ever)... that i need to add people to my family for leveling purposes... my 50 friends will fit that bill niceley.
the only guaranteed "ins" to my friends list is if youre a Marine (once one always one so active duty or retired doesnt matter) or a Philadelphia Eagles fan... i gotta show love to my people! :)
so please do not be offended if i dont acept your friend request. if you are truly interested in being my friend, sb me and strike up a convo. send me an email. get my attention by paying more attention to me than giving me the standard *rate-friend-add-like* treatment...
youd be surprised... besides being devilishly handsome, extremely funny, and charming as hell.... im a pretty damn good friend to have.
HouseMusic
