Fu's Say the Darnedest Things!
I should have started this lil collection a long time ago! I sometimes get the BIGGEST grin off of what some people put in their friend requests to me and/or profiles. Sometimes this grin is more of a "OMG I can't believe someone would actually SAY that!".
In either case... here is a collection of friend request comments or excerpts from member profiles that made me grin or think to myself.. WTF?!?! Members will remain anonymous so don't ask me to tell!
Fried request: Hello beautiful princess!
I like looking at you, you are very exciting!
I like your photos!
I am French and I have difficulties to speak in English.
I hope that we are going to understand.
I hope that you will love the photos of my albums,
Even though I am alone inside.
I hope that you will appreciate and you you are not shy.
Friend request: I'd like to tame your shrew.
Friend request: I have funny pictures of myself.....add me and check em out.... you're pretty.
Friend request: u no y (wtf is THIS? lol)
User profile: Fetishes : Moms, pigtails, big breastesess, catholic school girl uniforms, red heads....and gay beastiality porn. One more new fetish...pregnant women....is that weird?
****(He asks if pregnant women is weird but "gay beastiality porn" is just dandy?)****
Same user also says: I like long walks on the beach, reading a good book by the fire, and knitting. But if I can't do that, then I go to the club, drink a cold one and look at boobies.
(Toss up between knitting and boobies? LOL)
***will add more later***
