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SoMe Goddamn One's blog: "NEWS FLASH!"

created on 09/11/2007  |  http://fubar.com/news-flash/b127429

friday september 21, 2007

NEWS FLASH! would like to appologise for the lack of service yesterday. We had a English paper to finish. - NEWS FLASH 11:11 AM: NEWS FLASH! may be closing due to the apparent lack of interest ( there were 3 readers and no comments on the 19th) Unless I have 6 readers by the end of the day I'm stoping it. - NEWS FLASH 11:32 AM: IMPORTANT SAFETY ANOUNCEMENT: The NEWS FLASH! office has been flooded with reports of sharks in the jello pool. We would like to let our viewers know that these reports have yet to be confirmed, but for your personal safety local police have asked for every one to keep out of the jello. NEWS FLASH! currently has a reporter on the scene. Reporter John Doe is suiting up and will be diving into the pool with a underwater camera to bring you full coverage. - NEWS FLASH 11:44 AM: Reports of a shark in the jello pool have been confirmed. Services for Mr.John Doe will be held at 5:00 PM on Sunday. It will be a closed casket funeral. - NEWS FLASH 11:55 AM: It seems that some one has sewn the peices of John back together and hooked his body up to a car battery. This could cause some confusion in payroll. - NEWS FLASH 12:00 UM.... NOON!: WE NEED YOUR HELP! NEWS FLASH! is looking for stories, pictures, and other bullshit. Send them to fubarnewsflash@hotmail.com and please include your fubar screen name, I'm real big on giving credit where credit is due. - NEWS FLASH 1:02 PM: It's satan kitty! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket - NEWS FLASH 2:11 PM(source: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD) NEWS FLASH: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO PLAY AND NEEDS YOUR HELP!! - NEWS FLASH 2:13 PM(source: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD)SUIT (Sumthin Up In There) was the leading cause of death in females age 18-60 last year - NEWS FLASH 2:40 PM: FUBAR FARTED!!! - NEWS FLASH 4:36 PM: The Blitzed Out weather prediction system has located a storm that is expected to hit the lounge between the hours of 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. This is a severe storm that is expected to produce 5 to 10 inches of rain. Wind speeds will range from 80 to 140 mph. Winds of this magnitude have the ability to uproot trees, knock over buildings, and even blow your pants off ( not that any one around here actualy wears pants). NEWS FLASH! advises tieing yourself to something, putting on a helmet, and praying. - NEWS FLASH 4:46 PM: NEWS FLASH! has been asked to explain the methods used to predict lounge weather patterns. We use the coonass system: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket - NEWS FLASH 5:35 PM: Jesus supports NEWS FLASH! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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