Witty Screen Name and Zena are looking for a good home!
Please adopt us! What does this mean?
You will
1. buy us stuff from the gift shop,
2. buy us bling packs
3. buy us vip’s
4. buy us the occasional blast and whatever else pops into your pretty little head.
5. you will check on our well being daily
6. post positive affirmations in our profiles, blogs, mumms etc.
We in return will:
1. Add “fu-adopted daughter of…..” to our names
2. Ask you to buy us stuff on a daily basis
3. bug you to keep us entertained
4. slam the doors and scream “I hate you” when you don’t give us what we want
5. Bring home inappropriate boyfriends
6. play our music real loud to disturb the neighbors
7. make a salute for you. But only after you buy us stuff.
I think in the end you will find this is more than a generous offer.
If you’re interest please buy me something. If you’re not interested, please buy me something and apologize for your lameness.
All rude comments will be copied and pasted and sent to your mom with a note saying “look at what a bastard you raised. Are you proud of your sel
