> Freddie can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.
> The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down
> and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental
> surgery.
> Freddie asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the
> muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the
> base of his penis, and hope for the best.
> Freddie says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex
> again is even scarier, so he says OK.
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he
> gives Freddie the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Freddie takes his
> wife out to dinner.
> While at dinner Freddie starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants.
> It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his
> pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls
> across the table, grabs a apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back
> into his pants.
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on
> her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his
> eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Freddie says, "Probably, but I
> don' t know if I can fit another apple up my ass."
