The armed forces (esp. Army & Navy) have been offering reenlistment bonuses to the poor saps who need the $ and sign their asses away, once more... Well, the reason being is that most people won't put up with the Army & Navy BS for so long, and reenlist. I know many people, ex-sailors especially, who consider their service to be the most negative employment experience of their lives.
I'd like to send the following people a message:
LT Mikel Jakobi (Elect. Ofcr. USS Kitty Hawk aka Shitty Kitty)
Capt. Malinowski (CO Shitty Kitty)
Cdr. Thomas (ChEng, Shitty Kitty)
LtJg Rodney Turrubiates (E-div O, Shitty Kitty)
ICC John C. Desilets (LCPO IC Shops, Shitty Kitty)
...All you rotten, dirty fucksticks can eat my ass. That's right - Tippy is inviting you to bring your own spoon & tongs to TOSS MY SALAD. I hope you lifer losers choak to death on herpe-ridden cocks.
-tippy
