You've got to love this little girl.
What a fine woman / wife she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life? "
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four
Little animals would that be, sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back,
A jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed
And of course, I'll need a jackass to pay
For all of it."
The teacher fainted.
