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MISTAKES MEN MAKE ONLINE... 1)Remember those old fashioned manners your mama and grandma taught you?...they most certainly apply to women you cant see as well as ones you can.If you see ANY female online,sexy or not,USE THOSE MANNERS!!!Approach with respect...i dont care if you see a profile with pics of the girl compeltely naked riding a green banana...pay her the same courtesy and respect as you would a woman dressed conservatively.You dont know her,she doesnt know you.If you want ANYTHING to do with her,beit friendship or more then friendship,you are goi to have to act like a gentleman. 2)WATCH YOUR FREAKING LANGUAGE!If you approach a woman and start talking vulgar right off the bat that could be the deal breaker right there..Its natural to see a woman and think lusty thoughts,but until you have had a chance to talk to her,keep that stuff to yourself..dont IM her out of the blue with things like "i want to f*ck you,my d*ick is this big,i could f*ck you in the a%%...blah blah blah...i can tell you men that when someone does that to me,i am more inclined to not want to talk to them then drawn in thier direction for conversation..From the words used and the tone i know what that man is after and if i am not inclined to go there,then i feel we have nothing to discuss and he isnt really interested in me,just certain parts of my body. 3)RESIST THE URGE TO PUT YOUR SEX LIFE(OR LACK THEREOF) ON FRONT STREET!!!Men...this is so important..we ladies dont like it when a man tells us"i havent had sex in 3 weeks/6 months..whatever"....you sound desperate and women will RUN from a desperate man,if,for no other reason,because they dont want the pressure of dealing with a sexually/emotionally starved person..Dont get me wrong...women get horny,but hearing stuff like that will cause the opposite effect that you are looking for.Learn to relax...dont make things all about the penis. 4)PLEASE READ THE F*CKING PROFILES!!!I cant stress this enough.Read the profiles before you say anything to a woman,that way you know all the information offered before you proceed,and for gosh sakes,if the profile CLEARLY says shes married or commited in any way,dont act the damned fool and come on to her...thats not only stupid,but disrespectful.....and dont DARE get all pissy about her not wanting private time with you..thats rude....profiles that say "married","taken","commited" or anything similiar means that that dish is off the menu and you cant eat it....go order someplace else...and while we are here,i know alot of men have lesbian fantasies,but lesbians are women who DONT DESIRE MEN so dont come on to them either..you will be wasting your time. 5)This kinda goes in the WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE category...i dont like it when a guy goes overboard with the gooshy romantic sounding chat...you know what i am speaking of...saying things like "i love you....i need you....and every third word out of the persons mouth is "darling",love,sweetheart,cupcake...you know what,i have a man..and its appropriate for HIM to talk like that because we are a couple..i DONT like strange men i DONT know and NEVER talked to coming at me like that...i like to keep it real...if you want to be my freind(cause thats as far as you will get)lets talk like friends do....say things that are real "i like your page....you are cool....whats going on..nice poetry...you are very sexy..you get the idea.Too gooshy,emotional chat being thrown at me by a strange dude just makes me uncomfortable. 6)guys....i know you might be sitting up late at night feeling horny.its ok..i have been there myself..but dont get overly aggressive and whiny about your hard on in your hand and no one to take care of it...its yours..you deal with it accordingly.I work late at night and when i come home i check my mail and such...and i DONT LIKE IT when guys see me online and hop on me with pushy ims,begging for me to watch them on cam or show them mine or whatever..or talk dirty to them...or try to be freaking sneaky and try to get indirect subtle dirty talk out of me...asking leader questions like this.... "what are you wearing?" "did you dance for any girls tonight?" "do you get horny when you do dances?" "are you alone right now?" what?do you think i am stupid?i didnt hop off the twinkie truck yesterday...i know when i am talking to a horny dude hard up and wanting to get off...and it pisses me off when i am exhausted and just wanting a hot shower and bed cause i worked all night...if you are horny,HANDLE IT THE RIGHT WAY....find out POLITELY by asking if the person you want is in the mood too,if they want to sexy chat,and DONT GET PISSY IF THEY SAY NO...remember to read the profile first...the words are there for a reason...take note of whats posted.Also,dont be a hornytoad and thrust your cam at another person without asking..they have no obligation to you. So many men,especially on sites like myspace and CT want a womans attention....yet,they dont give what they need to to properly get it....like no profile pics,no age,no information of any kind...or pics of animated crap...WTF is a woman supposed to gleen from that?that you like art?Ok...what else is there to know?You gotta give more then just some old fuzzy thumbnail you took back in 87 that is all dark and not clear..fill out your profile,add good pics,give information.Dont have a cartoon pic as your main pic...thats not you.If you want a womans attention,you gotta show yourself..and dont post pics of a celebrity as you.....thats wrong..and it says "i must be very ugly because i cant show myself at all....just what i wish i could be" dont thrust your phone number/address/personal info in an email to a girl you dont know..that looks ALL kinds of desperate and its tacky..show some class...wait and get to know her first and give ONLY if she asks for it.... this is important...LET THE WOMAN LEAD YOU!!!yes,this is the golden rule...let her lead you....if she wants you,she will let you know...ditto that on getting your phone number,if she wants to dirty talk,see you on cam,ect....let her make the first move..if she doesnt,dont go there...keep your toes behind the lines.Move too fast and and get to pushy and impatient and said wanted female will go elsewhere. showing pics of your penis is ok,but too many isnt impressive....it just shows how you value yourself and thats all you have to offer a woman..if other things are important put the spotlight strongest on those,not your body part(personally speaking,penis shots dont impress me a bit...its so overdone) I am not saying all of this to be bitchy..i am being helpful by being honest...so more men will have the chance to talk to more women without losing possible friendships or even friendships that lead to something better.If any man ever wanted to know how to close the deal,i just gave it to you....read it and put to memory...everyone stay cool.
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