Official Announcement:
The government announced today
that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
You know,
it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
