Remember, old folks are worth a fortune,
with silver in their hair,
stones in their kidneys,
lead in their feet,and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a frivolous old girl,
iam seeing seven gentlemen everyday!
As soon as i wake up,
Will power helps me out of bed,
Then I visit John,
next its time for earl grey,
followed by Postman Pat,
Shortly, Arthur Ritis shows up andd stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place for long do he takes me from joint to joint,.
After such a busy day,
I'm really tired and iam gald to go to bed with Johnny Walker.
oh yes Iam flirting with Al Zymer.
P.S. The Preacher came to call the other day. He said at ,y age I shoould be thinking of the Hereafter. I told him I do, all the time. No matter where I am, in the Parlour ,upstairs ,in the kitchen or down in the basement I ask myself, "Now what in the dicken's am I here after.
overheard at a W.I Meeting
