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along time ago, in a land far far away lived a lil princess named boo. she was the fairest female in all the kingdom. the kingdom was in a tropical locale with warm oceans and sandy white beaches. it was as close to perfect as you could imagine, except for one thing. her great great grandfather the king erected a huge fence around all his lands to keep invaders out, but by keeping the invaders out he inadvertently kept all his subjects in.this ended up causing a lot of inbreeding making it impossible for poor boo to find a suitable husband. so one night in the dead of night boo snuck over the wall in search of other lands without drooling 3 toothed men. the first land she came to was called mummerville but all she found there were a lot of troll like creatures aside from a few ravishing lesbians. she snuck out of mummerville and traveled 2 full days where she came upon a kingdom called blogville. she spent a week wandering there checking things out. but alas the was nothing there that caught her interest, so once again she snuck away. this time she came across an abandoned kayak and traveled along the coast until she came to a land called florida. she thought it was a beautiful place, full of all of natures beauty and in the middle of it was a magical spot called disney. she saw princesses their and talking animals but left when she found out it was run by a rat. she continued her trek through florida but became disenchanted when she realized it was mostly populated by lil white haired people that drove slow and they all ate something called an early bird at 4 in the afternoon, she decided to return to her home. after an ardous 4 day walk she crawled over the fence and returned to her home. she was warmly greeted by her doting parents. her father summoned the new cook to prepare her a welcome home feast. boo fell instantly in love with the handsome chef. after all ate their feast of prime rib, sauteed spinach and greek pastries boo told her father she wanted to wed the new chef. the king agreed . princess boo and the chef lived happily ever after
