Good Morning, good morning to you. Sounds like the start of a song doesn’t it? Nah, just me being me. Did you get a chance to listen to the horrid singing last night of the American Idol (Male) Hopefuls? Let’s just say hope does not float. I would have preferred listening to cat scratch fever done by Phyllis Diller. My gosh they sucked! Hopefully the women shine tonight. I am slowly being weaned away from any remote possibility of continuing my torture of watching that show. Just like Survivor. Once again the show semi sucks because of lopsided teams. Oh well time for me to take of witchcraft. Or the studies of Hindu Voodoo. What is a Hindu? No idea… Ok as I was waffling around this am just prior to writing my daily dose of that special thing that comes out the south end of a north bound goose, when I seen on MSN FOOD-PAIRS oh yeah I like to eat, well I think everyone does or they would shrivel up to nothing more then a cadaver. Just how on earth does a dead body become a cadaver? I know the obvious what I ask asking is why the name? Yeah corpse is just a bit to drastic and dead body seems… well to dead… I don’t know perhaps the maker of the definitions of things and sorts came up with a saying and then abbreviated it. Ya think? Well lets try, C Corpse…(ewww there is that ghoulish term again) A All… (no definition needed there) D Done (again no definition needed done is done) A Although ( should I even begin to say anything) V Victim (the dead dude) E Entertains (Means they wish you to have a good look , I am guessing) R Results (results I am thinking would mean they wish for you to find out why the hell they are on the slab and not someone else) So Cadaver has a true meaning of content. Oh you don’t have to say it, I just reread what I wrote and am already disowning myself. Lets move back to food pairs. Ok, the poster child (food pair featured picture) was that of (drum roll…) Beans and Salsa. Ok now that is just wrong… Black Beans and Salsa, apparently beans block much of the nutrients such as Zinc, Iron and the Salsa bless it’s little heart unblocks it and lets the zinc and iron be absorbed into your system then you fart and its all gone… OOPS!! Well I know you were thinking that too, not just me on this one. Apparently the Vitamin C in Salsa redistributes the Iron and Zinc and we all know as growing old people we need Iron and Zinc. Couldn’t one just chew on a hammer….na.. not good for the teeth.. Ok well you learn something new everyday. Not saying I am the teacher of something new but… Old Dogs can do new tricks.. sorry about the fart connotation… Well they shouldn’t have food pairs up that I can pick apart then!!! How about next time putting, beans and franks…oh gosh… I keep thinking of that Movie now… “Something About Mary”… I best just sign off… Have a wonderful day. It’s Wednesday and Hump day to those who hump. Oh I know I am about to be force fed a whole bar of soap at the hands of dear sweet southern Jeans…No harm meant Jeans. Hey Jeans I am no longer in last place in the Horse racing, My good friend Lori has taken that honor… I think she was off vacationing and did not change a horse or two.. Mandy is Leading Neener neener neeww.
No idea, I just can’t stop myself..fingers!!! quit typing!
One huge hug (no farting or no pats) and a nice pat
Mart ( Mart the Fart?) Jean I will choose Dove… as my soap of choice.
