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bmw79's blog: "Food for thought!"

created on 10/05/2006  |  http://fubar.com/food-for-thought/b10698
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A REAL MAN ..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in. 16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl. 17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!! 18.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen her in a week and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving. 19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you. 20.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex. 21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge book by the cover. 22.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants. 23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl. 24.)A REAL MAN wont degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hand on her in anger. 25.) A REAL MAN Sends you flowers Just Because.
The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. Author: André Gide
I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and locks on your doors. Jethro Tull
If people only spoke when spoken to, then noone would ever be able to speak.-self

Handsome SWM, 27, strong hare seeking cute little bunny 21-31, romantic and slender to share my carrots with. Let's hop all over town and have some good times and have a hare-raising experience. If you like to lay in clover and nibble,thats a plus.
Correctness is a matter of fact not a matter of conceit.
I hold her tightly and put my cheek to hers, i close my eyes and breathe in deeply the scent of her hair as i caress the back of her head, and as i breathe out i will breathe a piece of my heart into her ear, as i wish it to travel and find a home in her heart as well.-SELF
I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
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