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Ok, so let me explain. I was eating dinner with my Mom earlier, and she was looking at some magazine and saw these plush dogs that look real and "breathe". Well, she made a comment about the fact that our dogs would probably rip it to shreds, just as I took a drink of my juice. Needless to say, I tried my hardest not to laugh but it was too late. So what did I do? I covered my mouth so as to not spit fruit punch all over the table, only instead to have it come out of my nose. If you have never experienced something coming out of your nose before, let me tell you that it is not pleasant. My Mom of course started to laugh, as was I, simply because I know it must look funny to see it happen. I am still clearing fruit punch out of my nasal passages as I write this. Only positive thing is that it was not soda, that stings way more than juice.
