50 Off The Wall Questions
1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
FUCK, IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.
2. Do You Own An Ipod?
HELL NO.
3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?
UUUUMMMM, SHAUN, OR TONY RECENTLY.
4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
IT VARIES.
5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
NAH, TO MUCH DRAMA.
6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
NEVER WEAR FLIP FLOPS.
7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
BOTH ARE FINE.
8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
CLERKS II. I'M TAKING PORCH MONKEY BACK BITCHES!!
9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
UNFORTUNATLY.
10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
NOT A DAY GOES BY.....
11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
NAH, WASTE OF MONEY.
12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player?
SWAGGER BY FLOGGING MOLLY.
13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
NEITHER, MILK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
I'D TELL YOU, BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU.
15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
NOVEMBER I THINK.
16. Can You Whistle?
YEAH, PRETTY GOOD AT DOING TI ALSO.
17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
PARTS OF A TRAMPOLINE.
18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
PROLLY, DON'T THINK I'M WORTH IT THOUGH.
19. Did You Watch Cartoons As A Child?
DAMN RIGHT, AND I STILL DO.
20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
TRUE ROMANCE, LOVE ACTUALLY, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, THE ROCK, ANY STAR WARS FLICK, INDIAN JONES TRILOGY, EMPIRE RECORDS, THE LIST COULD GO ON FOR FOREVER....
21. ...
22. Is There Anything Wrong With Girls Kissing Girls?
HELLLLLLLLLLLLZ NO.
23. Do You Own Any Band T-Shirts?
MORE THEN MOST.
24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
PEPPERCORN RANCH.
25. Is Anyone In Love With You?
MAYBE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF ME.
26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
YEAH, I TRUST NO ONE THAT WAY.
27. Ever Cry In Public?
PROLLY WHEN I WAS A KID.
28. Are You On A Desktop Computer Or A Lap Top?
DESKTOP.
29. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
YEAH, NOT ANY MORE PIERCINGS, BUT AT LEAST 13 MORE TATS.
30. Whats The Weather Like?
COLD AND EXCELLENT.
31. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
YEAH.
32. What Did You Do Before This?
PUT NEW SONGS ON MY MP3 PLAYER.
33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
EVERYTIME I GO TO SLEEP, NOT HAVING A BED SUCKS!!!
34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
I CAN GO THREE DAYS WITHOUT, SO NONE?
35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
HARDLY EVER.
36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
TO ME THEY ARE.
37. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
ONLY IF I WANT TO CONGRADUALTE MYSELF FOR BREAKING SOME NEW FAT ASS RECORD.
38. Do You Use Sarcasm?
BILL PLUS SARCASM EQUALS SWEET SWEET VICTORY.
39. Have You Ever Been In A Fight?
PLENTY, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE.
40. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?
NOT REALLY, BUT I DO LIKE PUNCTUATION.
41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
IN 5 DIFFRENT STATES.
42. Have You Ever Gotten Beat Up?
MY DAD USED TO KICK MY ASS.
43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
NEITHER IT SEEMS.
44. Do You Like Mustard?
ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach Or Back?
SIDEMACH.
46. Do You Watch The News?
WHAT'S THE POINT, SAME SHIT DIFFFRENT DAYS.
47. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
GOT A SCAR ON MY LEFT ARM FROM WRESTLING IN BEER BOTTLES IN BACK YARD, SHARD OF GLASS GOT IN THERE AND IT BLED LIKE CRAZY. STILL WENT TO GROUND ZERO THOUGH, AND MADE A SUSPENSION CHICK VOMIT!!
48. Who Was The Last Person To Make You Mad?
GUYS WHO EAR I RIPPED OFF.
49. Do You Like AnybodY?
YEAH.
50.What Is The Last Thing You Purchased?
12 PACK OF BLACK AND TANS, SHAVING GEL, CLERKS II AND BEERFEST, PLUS A THING OR FLOWERS FOR MY NIECE CAUSE SHE GOT INTO A SMART KID CLUB.
