One day, a husband surprised his wife by grabbing her butt and saying, "if you firm this up, we can get rid of your gurdle".
The wife thought this was childish and said nothing.
The next day he woke her up by grabbing her breasts and saying, "if you firm these up we can get rid of your bras".
That pissed her off, so she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "if you firm this up, we can get rid of your brother!"
