There was this old couple who have been together for 60 yrs. Every morning they sat at the very same breakfast table together. One morning the old lady said to her husband of 60 yrs "honey, do you remember when we used to sit at this very table naked 60 yrs ago? Do you remember the passion? the Fire we felt?". "Yes i do dear, very well" he replied. "Well honey, lets do it again, today, right now! Lets strip down naked and see if we cant rekindle that long lost fire!". The husband agreed and they stripped down naked and sat back at the table. Granny has this pleased look on her face as she said "oh honey! its working! my nipples are burning hot just as they did 60 yrs ago!" "Well its no wonder." said the husband "you have one in your oatmeal, the other is in your coffee"
