I got this in an email from a friend who of course changed it..so I changed it..LOL
MAN: Where have you been all my life?
BARB: Hiding from you.
MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
BARB: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
MAN: Is this seat empty?
BARB: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
MAN: Your place or mine?
BARB: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
MAN: So, what do you do for a living?
BARB: I'm a female impersonator.
MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign?
BARB: Do not enter.
MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
BARB: Unfertilized.
MAN: Your body is like a temple.
BARB: Sorry, there are no services today.
MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you.
BARB: But would you stay there?
MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
BARB: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
MAN: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
BARB: Really, I'd put f and u together
