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Sciencey results as proven by science

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 05:56:49 -0800

i really want to thank everybody who entered even those of you who entered late. You're dedication to Sciencey makes you better than everyone else. You should be able to power your computer with your own sense of self satisfaction. With the exception of Miss congeniality the winners were choosen by a panel of three judges who have nothing to do with fubar. This led to some interesting questions

WTF is a cherry bomb?

People send you pictures of their junk on this site?

Wth does a thumb have to do with it?

I do like some hand drawn boobies but other than that I don't know what's going on here.

Why don't these people understand what more than one color is?

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I told them not to worry about it and if they behaved themselves i would buy them all candy. That seemed to work and the winners go like this.

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Miss Congeniality and most votes:

Pedro

3rd place

Higgs

2nd place

pedro (I'm told this is because of the use of 8008)

1st place and most sciencey

Lilboobs! (haha)

It's here and it's sciencey!!!!!!!!!

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 07:36:08 -0800

It's finally here!!! The 2010 Sciencey fair is finally here. There weren't as many entries as last year but what we did get is real quality stuff. In anticipation of the difficulties in judging this year, The judges have started drinking early!

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As a special bonus, all of the participants who turned in their entries on time will recieve bling courtesy of Majik. yea that's right! Bling Mothafuckers. Just for being sciencey.

so do your part and promote those entries you want to win. it is very important. Also make lots of comments and question the participants on their entries. Part of the contest is making the Scienceytist defend his or her position.

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I heart you all for doing this. You restored my faith in the sciencey community.

did not have sexual relations with that.....

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 09:59:31 -0700

I think it's time I come clean about me and Crisis. I had been bombing his folder pretty heavily as I have been with all my friends. he sent me a message:

> > > > > > > === 'Name Crisis' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 05:21:45'..
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> > > > > > > > I feel like I owe you for all this bombing. I have a big box of Fransia wine and some bubble bath that comes in a champagne bottle. Wanna make out?
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> > > > > > > > === ' witty screen name' wrote the following at '2010-10-21 19:02:22'..
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Your photo album was Cherry Bombed by:

witty screen name

146 photos in the album were rated an 11 and you've received 8,030 points and fuBucks!

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I DID want to make out. I asked him to wear that pink lipstick he has on in that one pic that "he says" mel made him. He told me he already had it on. Meh, what can I say I like it a little freaky.

We met at a bar that was half way between his state and mine. We ordered 12 shots of whiskey and two beers. We went shot for shot and then played a round of truth or dare. I dared him to stand on the table and rub his nipples while saying "who's a pretty bird?" He did it. We slammed our beers.

he dared me to take off my underwear at the table. I said that would be hard to do because 1. I was wearing jeans and 2. I wasn't wearing underwear. he said prove it so we went into the woman's bathroom. Some one had spilled a banana daquiri and I slipped on it. Just as I lost my balance Name Crisis grabbed me and kept me from falling on my ass. Our eyes met and we totally made out! For 37 minutes. In the girls bathroom.

he totally got his pink lipstick on my eyelids which I thought was pretty odd but he was a good kisser so I didn't complain.

You can be assure that this story is 100% the truth because I copy and pasted and also I look like an honest person.

SCIENCEY FAIR!!!!!!!

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 08:43:50 -0700

2nd Annual Sciencey Fair

Who can enter?: Anyone!

How much does it costs? It's FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Are there prizes? Yes you whoaring bastard!

Do I need talent? Lack of talent didn't stop anyone last year.

what do i need to do? Make a sciencey drawing. The subject matter can be anything you like. You must use at least 3 different colors. It must be hand drawn. Submit the drawing to me and get your friends to vote on it.

Submissions must be entered by November 19th.

Voting starts on November 20th and will close on November 28th.

winners will be announced on November 29th.

You don't have to be on my friends list to enter.

prizes:

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3rd place or the best of the losers prize: A ticker (yep fubar still has tickers)

2nd place or the just not good enough prize: Daily pimpouts for 7 days.

1st place or the yea whatever it's still an internet contest so who cares prize: a 5 credit bling pack.

Miss congeniality or the most votes: dailily pimpouts for 7 days and a 5 credit bling pack (because the rich just get richer)

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Judges reserve the right to reject entries for any reasons.

Checkout last year's entries to see what worked and what didn't. Here's a hint: if you can't read the words most likely people won't get it. Here's another hint: keep it simple.

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the link is in the comments because fubar blog sciencey is lost on me.

1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be selected by a non-fubar panel of 3 people. Said judges will consume 4 shots of an alcohol and maybe some pharmaceuticals.

Good luck everyone. Be sure to share this with your friends or don't so as to keep the compitition to a minimum.

guys!!!!! mumm blog!!!!!

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:20:43 -0700

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For Halloween........

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A. Zombie first lady

B. splatter the dress with blood and be post jfk got shot first lady

C. Dr. Girlfriend.

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They all use the same basic costume.See comments for photos since I don't know how to do things with stuff.

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Lightning!

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:48:47 -0700

You may not know this about me but I like hockey. My love affair with the Lightning began when I was in highschool Tampa got it's hockey team and tickets were cheap and abundant. They were pretty much giving them away. My bff at the time (Derek) would invite me along to the dismay of his other friends. I would always have a blast. Here is a game I can follow. It's fast moving and it's air conditioned.

When I moved to NJ, I was lucky enough to cheat on my boyfriend (who never liked to anything besides drink in basements and play ping pong) with a guy who also liked going to hockey games. Seeing hockey at The Garden was always amazing and way more entertaining than the NJ basement parties.

When I moved back to Tampa in 2000, I got a job at the local news station as a floor director. It was my job to mic up guests and tell them what was going on. My favorite sports guy, Al Keck, would constantly call me out on taking my sweet time putting that mic on Vinny Lacaviler. I would jokingly tell him to shut up. I think Vinny would blush more than I would and after a few interviews I realized he was almost painfully shy and that was Al's way of feeding Vinny's ego. Al Keck, your the best in the biz.

I haven't gone to a hockey game in years. Mostly work was in the way. So yesterday when I was surfing the net and came across the free fan fest was going on I got super excited. When I read that there were drink specials I was "all in". That's there theme this year. After I applied some heavy peer pressure on my besty we made our way there.

It was mostly families and the random nerd herd but the main attraction was the team. Once Trish (from school) caught a look at the players she was "all in" too. Then she mentioned that her dad gets free tickets. Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to lie and say that I know all there is to know about hockey or my home team. I'm also not gonna lie and say something like "I wouldn't let that team run train on me". What I am saying is I am looking forward to the season.

well it's goodish stuff

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:35:01 -0700

I have a date tomorrow. He wanted me to decide on stuff to do so I gave him option: blues bar, wildlife fundraiser in the historic Corey district, Weird Al Yankovic, or dinner and a movie. he didn't choose Weird Al so he's not getting any on the first date. I also think he might be married because calling me seems to be an issue. That's why i called theis blog goodish.

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My cousin's friend jeremy called me though. my cousin said he was over weight. i don't remember him because I was impaired. he sounds fat on the phone. like he might have a mouthful of chicken or something. But I like dating fat guys. Dating fat guys means unlimited, guilt free carbs on dates. fuck yea to not having to pretend I like plain salad.

I haven't updated anything else because i don't want to talk about it. But I like you. isn't that enough?

Only the good stuff goes here.

noreply@fubar.com (witty screen name) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:39:52 -0700

I think this blog is going to only be for good things. And even though my life is currently a massive tangle of stress and worry there are still a few good things.

The first good thing is that I met a guy at a bar a few weeks ago. he was on a date with some redhead and I was drinking my hate away with a girlfriend. The bartender kept asking me to pass his food and plates and whatever to him. I was nice about it and made a couple of jokes. later he was paying his check and he started talking to me. i asked where his date went and he said she went to save them a spot at the next bar. But this was a set up date and he wasn't into her. i jokingly said, "yea we were like what is he doing with her?" next thing you know he's telling me he's going to Denver for a few months but he wants my number because he'll be back. My girlfriend was shocked at how that all went down and I felt like I was some really hot, man stealing bitch. But then i didn't hear from him and i felt like an asshole. But I just got a message from him. he had tried me before but i didn't get the text. I should probably find a way to pay my phone bill on time. Anyway. hooray me I didn't get blown off.

The other good thing is that i needed a good luck charm. Even though i don't believe in them or the thing itself didn't really have any good luck, i needed someone to give me something and tell me it was a good luck charm. So my sister gave me a good luck charms. I keep it in my pocket and sometimes I ask it for things. i asked it to help me sell $50 worth of product to my last customer and she ended up buying $48 worth! My sister says I have to stop asking it to vanquish my enemies so I stopped doing that. At least I stopped doing it out loud.

Also I am off this week. I have a lot hanging over my head so that kind of sucks but It's also nice to take a step back and breath for a bit. And that really is good stuff.

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