JAK's Contests

christmas cards

2007-08-05T07:08:10-07:00

yes its the middle of summer but JAK is thinking ahead....if you are a friend who wants a christmas card and you trust JAK not to give your info out...send me your home address so i can mail you a card this year...dont wait till the last minute...post office wont get it to you till next year if you do!!!

JAK's Contest is needing pics..

2006-12-26T10:50:47-08:00

for the creamiest coochie contest...if you or a lady friend has the creamiest pic then cum enter JAK's contest...now with the NSFW rule then if your voter would rate JAK's pics that would be appreciated to help fund the prize pool...

LOL...

2006-12-04T08:41:20-08:00

12 Days Of Yahoo For the first pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me A post from a week ago. For the second pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 2 web crashes And a post from a Week ago. For the third pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 3 error messages 2 web crashes And A post from a week ago. For the forth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 error Messages 2 web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the fifth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 5 frozen PM's 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 Error messages 2 web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the sixth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 6 disconnection' s 5 frozen PM's 4 Jerks at Tech Help 3 error messages 2 web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the seventh pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 7 hours with no mail 6 Disconnection' s 5 frozen PM's 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 error messages 2 Web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the eighth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 8 channels not working 7 hours With no mail 6 disconnections 5 frozen PM's 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 Error messages 2 web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the ninth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 9 Dumb advertisements 8 channels Not working 7 hours with no mail 6 disconnections 5 frozen PM's 4 Jerks at Tech Help 3 error messages 2 web crashes And a post from a Week ago. For The tenth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 10 propositions 9 Dumb Advertisements 8 channels not working 7 hours with no mail 6 Disconnection' s 5 frozen PM's 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 error messages 2 Web crashes And a post from a week ago For the eleventh pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 11 pieces of Spam 10 Propositions 9 Dumb advertisements 8 channels not working 7 hours With no mail 6 Disconnection' s 5 frozen PM's 4 jerks at Tech Help 3 error messages 2 web crashes And a post from a week ago. For the twelfth pain of Christmas Yahoo gave to me 12 reasons to unsubscribe.

Holiday laugh

2006-12-01T07:57:19-08:00

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."

today's funny...

2006-11-30T09:11:58-08:00

A lady called a music store about a recording, but dialed wrong and connected with an auto mechanic instead. She asked, "Do you have two lips and seven kisses?" He said, "No..But I have two balls and seven inches." She responded, "Is that a record?" He said, "No...But it's a damn good average"

something to entertain you....

2006-11-29T23:12:10-08:00

http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

today's laugh

2006-11-29T19:06:32-08:00

Did you hear condoms are now being sold with a free calling card? The attached instructions say, "If you can't come, call." ------------ --------- ----- What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag? Wake her up first! ------------ --------- ------- Did you hear about the house that was built by lesbians? There were no studs it was all tongue in groove. ------------ --------- -------- What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids. ------------ --------- --------- - Why is death a lot like sex? It feels funny for a second, but then it's over. ------------ --------- --------- --- Why do women like wearing black panties? ~ It's a way for them to say, "In memory of those who were buried here." ------------ --------- --------- -------- What is a Peter Pan? A wash basin in a whorehouse. ------------ --------- --------- --------- - What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.