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        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 03:24:45 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-08-06T03:24:45-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Do I? </title>
        <description>&lt;p&gt;Just another song that spoke to me. In a funk lately. Not sure I should be listening to this sort of music while in that funk.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Baby, what are we becoming&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It feels just like we&amp;rsquo;re always running&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Rolling through the motions everyday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;I can lean in to hold you, or act like I don&amp;rsquo;t even know you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Seems like you could care less either way&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;What happened to that girl I used to know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;I just want us back to the way we were before&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I have your love? Am I still enough?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tell me don&amp;rsquo;t I, or tell me do I baby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Give you everything that you ever wanted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I just need to give up and get on with my life&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Baby, do I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Remember when we didn&amp;rsquo;t have nothing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;But a perfect simple kind of loving&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Baby those sure were the days&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;There was a time our love ran wild and free&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;But now I&amp;rsquo;m second guessing everything I see&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I have your love, am I still enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tell me don&amp;rsquo;t I, or tell me do I baby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Give you everything that you ever wanted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I just need to give up and get on with my life&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Baby, do I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Still give you what you need&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Still take your breath away&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Or light up the spark way down deep, baby do I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I have your love, am I still enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tell me don&amp;rsquo;t I, or tell me do I baby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Give you everything that you ever wanted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I just need to give up and get on with my life&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tell me baby do I get one more try&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do I, baby do I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>                     <author>noreply@fubar.com (Feisty Nurse)</author>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 02:28:53 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-08-06T02:28:53-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>being sappy</title>
        <description>&lt;h1 class=&quot;title fn&quot;&gt;How It Used To Be&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;poet_name&quot;&gt;© Melanie Edwards&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;poem_style&quot;&gt;I remember how it used to be&lt;br /&gt;when nothing else matter but you and me&lt;br /&gt;music, country roads, and future dreams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss you, I wish you could see&lt;br /&gt;although you are here, I miss you and me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember when you said how happy I made you&lt;br /&gt;and you really meant it...now, it's just a phrase&lt;br /&gt;you say without thinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss those days when you'd call just to say &quot;hi&quot;&lt;br /&gt;or &quot;I love you&quot;...the days it was so hard&lt;br /&gt;just to say good-bye for a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember how wonderful it felt the first time&lt;br /&gt;you held me in your arms-and how after all those&lt;br /&gt;years you still made my heart melt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss the old you- and the old me&lt;br /&gt;The old us that could just sit and talk for hours&lt;br /&gt;and never run out of things to say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember when time simply stood still-&lt;br /&gt;when in each other's arms is the only place&lt;br /&gt;we wanted to be...forever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss us as I remember how it used to be...&lt;br /&gt;when nothing else matter but you and me.&lt;/div&gt;
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        <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 06:49:51 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-08-05T06:49:51-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Not sure why I'm here</title>
        <description>&lt;p&gt;I took a break from Fu because of the problems it was causing. I was flirting when I shouldn't have been. Looking for attention from everyone but the one I should've wanted it. I come back out of curiosity, only to find that it's worse than before. People are arrogant, rude, condescending, and can be downright nasty when one does not act the way they want. When did Fu become a porn site? Does no one want just simple friendship? Last I checked, it didn't require you to take all your clothes off to get a few rates and decent conversation. So to the haters out there who moan and complain because there are no NSFW in my photos, GTFOff my page and go find someone who will give you what you want. The block button has been the most satisfying button to press since I've come back. &lt;/p&gt;</description>                     <author>noreply@fubar.com (Feisty Nurse)</author>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 03:43:46 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-07-20T03:43:46-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Love this song by ColdPlay</title>
        <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you try your best, but you don't succeed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you get what you want, but not what you need&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Stuck in reverse&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And the tears come streaming down your face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you lose something you can't replace&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you love someone, but it goes to waste&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Could it be worse?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lights will guide you home&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And ignite your bones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I will try to fix you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And high up above or down below&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you're too in love to let it go&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;But if you never try you'll never know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Just what you're worth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lights will guide you home&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And ignite your bones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I will try to fix you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tears stream down on your face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you lose something you cannot replace&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tears stream down on your face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tears stream down on your face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;I promise you I will learn from my mistakes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tears stream down on your face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lights will guide you home&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And ignite your bones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I will try to fix you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>                     <author>noreply@fubar.com (Feisty Nurse)</author>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 01:44:58 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-07-18T01:44:58-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Get it right.. song from Glee. weird what hits home sometimes</title>
        <description>&lt;p&gt;What have I done? I wish I could run. &lt;br /&gt;Away from this ship going under&lt;br /&gt;Just trying to help, hurt everyone else&lt;br /&gt;Now I feel the weight of the world is&lt;br /&gt;On my shoulders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What can you do when your good isn't good enough?&lt;br /&gt;When all that you touch tumbles down?&lt;br /&gt;'Cause my best intentions keep making a mess of things&lt;br /&gt;I just want to fix it somehow&lt;br /&gt;But how many times will it take?&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how many times will it take for me&lt;br /&gt;To get it right?&lt;br /&gt;To get it ri-igh-ight?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can I start again with my faith shaken?&lt;br /&gt;'Cause I can't go back and undo this&lt;br /&gt;I just have to stay and face my mistakes&lt;br /&gt;But if I get stronger and wiser&lt;br /&gt;I'll get through this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What can you do when your good isn't good enough?&lt;br /&gt;When all that you touch tumbles down?&lt;br /&gt;'Cause my best intentions keep making a mess of things&lt;br /&gt;I just wanna fix it somehow&lt;br /&gt;But how many times will it take?&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how many times will it take for me&lt;br /&gt;To get it right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I throw up my fist&lt;br /&gt;Throw a punch in the air&lt;br /&gt;And accept the truth, that sometimes life isn't fair&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I'll send out a wish&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I'll send up a prayer&lt;br /&gt;And finally, someone will see&lt;br /&gt;How much I care!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What can you do when your good isn't good enough?&lt;br /&gt;When all that you touch tumbles down?&lt;br /&gt;'Cause my best intentions keep making a mess of things&lt;br /&gt;I just wanna fix it somehow&lt;br /&gt;But how many times will it take?&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how many times will it take&lt;br /&gt;To get it right&lt;br /&gt;To get it ri-igh-ight?&lt;/p&gt;</description>                     <author>noreply@fubar.com (Feisty Nurse)</author>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 06:51:49 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2012-07-12T06:51:49-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>damn freakin song</title>
        <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ooh. Hiya.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;I miss you so much&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Your light, your smile, your way&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;and everything about us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Now you're gone,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;You're still here in my heart and in my tears.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Yeah you sure left your mark.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;[Chorus:]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It wasn't long enough,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It wasn't long enough together&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;but it was long enough,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;yeah it was long enough to last forever.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sometimes I get so mad, I scream, I swear at this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;cause this isn't how we planned it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;I sit here in a cold room&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;prayin', waitin' on you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;to run back through that door,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;to the way is was before&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;you left&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;[Chorus]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Been cheated (I've been Cheated)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Defeated (defeated, to believe)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;To believe that you're gone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;(You're gone, you're gone)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ooh it was wrong (so wrong, so wrong)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It wasn't long enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It wasn't long enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;It wasn't long enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>                     <author>noreply@fubar.com (Feisty Nurse)</author>
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        <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:11:10 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2009-04-05T07:11:10-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>they're coming to take me away</title>
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&lt;td colspan=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Napoleon XIV - They're coming to take me away, ha ha &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td colspan=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember when you ran away and &lt;br /&gt;I got on my knees and begged you &lt;br /&gt;Not to leave because I'd go berserk? &lt;br /&gt;Well,You left me anyhow and then the &lt;br /&gt;Days got worse and worse and now you &lt;br /&gt;See I've gone completely out of my mind. &lt;br /&gt;And, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. &lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, &lt;br /&gt;To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time &lt;br /&gt;And I'll be happy to see those nice young &lt;br /&gt;Men in their clean white coats and &lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You thought it was a joke and so you &lt;br /&gt;Laughed, you laughed! &lt;br /&gt;When I had said that &lt;br /&gt;Losing you would make me flip my lid, right? &lt;br /&gt;You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, &lt;br /&gt;You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you &lt;br /&gt;Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. &lt;br /&gt;And, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. &lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha, &lt;br /&gt;To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds &lt;br /&gt;And basket weavers who sit and smile &lt;br /&gt;And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cooked your food, I cleaned your house &lt;br /&gt;And this is how you pay me back &lt;br /&gt;For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh? &lt;br /&gt;Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet &lt;br /&gt;And when they do they'll put you in the &lt;br /&gt;RSPCA you mangy mutt! &lt;br /&gt;And, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. &lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, &lt;br /&gt;To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time &lt;br /&gt;And I'll be happy to see those nice young &lt;br /&gt;Men in their clean white coats and &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! &lt;br /&gt;To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds &lt;br /&gt;And basket weavers who sit and smile &lt;br /&gt;And twiddle their thumbs and toes &lt;br /&gt;And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! &lt;br /&gt;To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time &lt;br /&gt;And I'll be happy to see those nice young &lt;br /&gt;Men in their clean white coats and &lt;br /&gt;They're coming to take me away! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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        <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:42:33 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2008-10-15T05:42:33-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Never cheat on a southern woman...lmfao</title>
        <description>A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.  With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting  firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and lifting bales of hay power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it  tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.  The banged up cheater was  terrified, and hollered,  'Stop! Stop! You're not  gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'  The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the  saw in her  husband's hand and said......

 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold  beer.  You do whatever you want.'
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        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:10:42 -0700</pubDate>         <atom:updated>2008-10-06T03:10:42-07:00</atom:updated>         <title>Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex</title>
        <description>Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
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