I Think That I Shall Never See
A guy who's perfect just for me,
A man who's bright and doesn’t bore me,
Who has the good taste to adore me,
One whose passion doesn't wane
When he finds out I have a brain,
Yet one who will flatter, charm, and flirt
(A lot of money couldn’t hurt).
So, if you see my Mr. Right,
Feel free to call me, day or night,
And if he doesn’t come along,
I’ll consider Mr. Wrong.
Author anonymous