Reeka's blog: "Favorite pickup lines"

So, I was playing scrabble with the hubby on facebook and look what letters came up :P

sirvalor: I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. ->sirvalor: ewwwww sirvalor: Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? sirvalor: Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist sirvalor: I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? ->sirvalor: lol sirvalor: Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! sirvalor: Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass sirvalor: Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle( ->sirvalor: are you on some pickup line site or something? ->sirvalor: lmfao sirvalor: You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel. ->sirvalor: lol sirvalor: I need your name and number ->sirvalor: ummm no sirvalor: Hey baby. You got a jersey? ->sirvalor: lol... Hugh used to tell me that one all the time sirvalor: I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! ->sirvalor: lmao sirvalor: You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

LOL... Goes to show how long it's been since I was naughty with random guys... I had no clue what he meant at first... CrazyBunny: add me jippojoe@yahoo.com ->CrazyBunny: lol yeah but only real friends get that CrazyBunny: Do you have yahoo messenger ->CrazyBunny: play? CrazyBunny: Hey wanna play

I think this is the 4th time this guy has sent me this (different account before of course) then i got this in my shoutbox.... foenix (sl...: hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to wokr or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of?

I must be old meat, because you people spoil me.

I've been thinking about blogging some of these for a while now. But I got one this morning that just took the cake and made me do it. if i can find something that can compare to how beautiful i think u are, it would be easy. but yet not even a rose or even saying your angel can be used to justify it. i guess all that could be said is wow i think your hott and i hope you know that too I know it's cheesy but I needed a pick-me-up :)