I'd like to know what frigging genius decided it was stylish and figure-flattering to put huge floral print on fat-girl clothing. I mean, is there an unwritten law somewhere that states anyone over a size 12 must be seen coming a mile away, in bright colored obnoxious floral print?
I can maybe see back in the '70's, when it was the general style for everyone, but C.T.F.O., this is the 21st century. I don't care how big and bright those flowers are, my ass is still fat. I've never in my life been to Hawaii, but you'd think Don Ho barfed all over my closet with all of those fugging flowers.
Seriously, all I want is a decent shirt, sans flowers, that doesn't have armholes the size of my thighs.
Yeah yeah, I know..."If you don't like it, lose weight." Bite me.
/rant off.
(lolz)
