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i spent last night at mum and dads as i do.. i had to print up some stuff scan some stuff after i wrestled with that and finally got my shit together i sat down to watch some ghost whisperer with the family in this perticular episode there was a message left on a guys of his girlfriend who made it look like she was drowning herself in fact she didnt but as they were playing the message we were talking about how this phone amazingly works underwater and my sister in her infinate wisdom makes a comment about what the boyfriend would say if he picked up the call... "oh sorry honey i cant come right now im watching the game"
had me in hysterics... i know probably a had to be there thing but i thought id share it the best i could
the breakfast conversation between my siblings
Sister : Do we have porriage?
Youngest Sister : umm no but i think we have oats
-facepalm-
whilst standing in the kitchen at mum and dads i educated my sister....
Me: hey sis did you know when a woman menstrates her middle finger is less sensative ... (flips her off)
mum and dad crack up laughing behind me and my sister pulls a horrified look then a not funny shell look
yeah probably had to be there, but try it out some time :)
My sister being a typical teenager had her best friend over on a saturday night, she comes into the lounge room asking everyone if they want some junk food to snack on oddly enough we all say no, so she goes down comes back with a bag full so i ask her to show me what she got, she pulls out some chips coke ect and a bag of gummie bears so i ask her if i can have a few not wanting all that much. she opens the bag gives some to dad then some to me i look down in my hand and its just a gelationus blob formerly a gummie bear i look up at her and say
"what the this isnt a gummie bear theres no gummie bear definition its just a blob!" she dies with laughter, shortly after she takes the rest and heads to the bedroom with her best friend about twenty minutes later she returns
"shell i found one with definition... look!" she then proceeds to point out the bears features, legs face ears
lmao
Recently my youngest sisters thing has been to point out all my inappropriate sexual endueno comments, so standing in the kitchen one afternoon whilst her best friend was over, we had a conversation that was rather amusing and this is how it went.
Sister: "we even got a movie"
Me: "oh yeah whats it called?"
Sister: "morning glory"
Me: "well thats inappropriate"
everyone burst into laughter and she went throughly bright red with embarssment
