I'm so fukken tired of fake ass ppl. what good r they for, just taking up space and annoying the crap outta me. like take for instance all these lovely women that think they wanna hook up w/ my viking ass.One of the first things i tell ne one that wants me, keep it real, and always be honest w/ me. Can ne of them keep it straight. I know i can be crass but that is really who i am neone that takes the time to truly befriend soon realize that i'm a self sacrificing warrior on their side until the end. so many women get caught up in my viking like ways and instead of just being who they truly r they try to be what i want, trust me ladies. if u think to urself man a viking let me make him mine then u have no idea. U dont make a viking urs a viking takes what he wants and makes it his.. i'm very simple to understand if u can comprehend warrior ideals then u can understand me. Put that in ur pipe and smoke it!