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I saw this one of my internet friends header pages.
Apparently somebody did something to piss her off.
DON'T ASK FOR HELP IF YOU CAN EVEN SMILE & SAY THANK YOU...GROW SOME FUCKIN MANNERS!!
So I wonder what would fucking manners be.
I jotted down a few things, I am open to
additional thoughts and comments . Like I said it has been a long time since I rocked and rolled. :-D
Fucking Manners,
1. at least buy or make dinner for the woman.
2. Wine or drinks are optional depending her taste.
3. Foreplay is not an option
4. Clits are delicious and need to be licked hard and often.
5. Blowjobs are to be enjoyed not critiqued.
6. let the woman get hers first and often.
7. anal sex is her choice.
8. Get a luke warm wash cloth if she needs to clean up, not a one extremely hot or extremely cold.
9. Give her a warning before you come, especially when she is giving head.
10. Cuddling is a nice afterthought and if you did your job well, might lead to some recovery sex.
11. Ass Slapping only when she requests it
12. To the Women: The bed room is best place to start training him to listen you when you are giving driving directions.
