Johnnydevil's blog: "Real Fu-Kin Life."
created on 02/18/2007 | http://fubar.com/real-fu-kin-life/b56627 | 265 followers
F*cked up things people do 101...
So get this right, I'm not going to name names because it's really not worth dragging people around over this but here's a story I got this week and something to think about...when I say don't believe people until it's real and you make it real...
Dude (let's say "Mark") I've been talking to has been getting closer to a girl we will call "Kelly." Kelly says she has a child and lives with the baby's father but they are "not together." Or so she says. They call, text, talk on fu, etc. Normal fubar things...
One day he calls her and she did not answer her phone. Couple of days go by and he finally gets ahold of her and she says "her phone fell in the toilet." Ok, that could happen theoretically. But what happend next eh, not so much.
So later that evening, Mark received a phone call from Kelly, who has accidentally pocket-dialed him...
..in the middle of having sex!!..
This call goes on for about 17 minutes. Clearly they are not going to be together anymore.
This girl has been on Fubar forever and showed absolutley no signs of being a "Fuwhore" or anything like you would think.
Just goes to show, if you're going to get involved with someone here, do your homework and be very leery of those big red flags before you emotionally invest in anything or anyone.
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