Fuck could possibly be the most underrated word in the entire English language. If you see something that is totally jacked up, you can simply say "FFFUUUCCCKKK", in the right tone, and everyone knows exactly what you meant. A few, maybe, will even thank you for expressing what they, themselves, could not find words to express.
See a fine member of the opposite sex? "FFFUUUCCCKKK", with a slightly different tone, same result.
Then there's the potential to add other words, for effective "fuck" augmentation. "Fuck me!", "Fuck you!", "Fuck off!", "Fuck it!", "Fuck this!, and the always poetic "Fucking A" are just a few examples of the powerful communication skills that a master of the word "fuck" has at their fingertips.
Fuck is also the code name for one of my favorite activities... But that is a blog for a different day!
In fact, I didn't even begin THIS blog with the intention of discussing "fuck". The word just happened to pop into my head as I looked at this blank "page" (I know, the technical term for a computer entry section would be "field", but screw that. I prefer the word "page". I am a writer damn it.)
This wonderful little corner of the Interverse, called "Fubar" has been a great distraction, for me, from my "day to day". I've met a few really cool cyber-people. I've leveled up, several times, which, for some reason, makes me feel as though I've accomplished something. And I've seen boobies and coochies. LOTS and LOTS of boobies and coochies. Nudity is always a HUGE plus in my world. I love the boobies.
The downfall here, though, is that, if this were a real bar, truthfully, I'd stare at all the beautiful women and have a fairly strong chance of actually ending up in bed with one of them by the end of the night. I'm not saying I'm a pimp. But I am saying that I do have game enough to make things work.
Here, if I were to end up in a bed, it seems that it would involve no less than a five hour drive. I've got WAY too much ADHD for that!
It's probably best that way... The distance factor. One of my diagnosis (Of many, over the years) is that I have a predisposition to be overly sexually active. With gasoline at three bucks a gallon, my inner greed serves to keep my Fu-libido in check.
A few months ago, right after the end of my last relationship, when I was heartbroken, lonely, and totally devoid of anything resembling self-esteem, I probably would have packed up my shit and moved somewhere that had a thick Fu-population. It's probably a good thing that I hadn't connected those dots, at that time.
Then again????
This place has gotten my creative juices flowing though. I have pondered starting a reality / game show called "Fu-Factor" where the contestants compete in a variety of challenges. Like who can post the most NSFW pics in five minutes...OR, for others, who can download and post the most fake pics of themselves without being caught or called out... It's a work in progress.
Before I do this, though, I have to learn a few more Fu-secrets.... Like why women, here, are all Fu-rich,and the guys are all Fu-broke. I have theories... LOL.
Hell, if I could just learn how to get more points than I have been getting by rating PIC after PIC, I'd be happy.
Dear God, I didn't begin this blog meaning to discuss "fuck" or "Fubar"... the ADHD is really shining through.
I think that Fubar should award points for blogging and for reading blogs (Assuming that they don't. I make this assumption because posting a blog has never caused me to see a "points awarded" screen). I mean, damn, this is one of the most labor intensive of things that we can do here. This is where the "real" comes out. Isn't it?
Hell if they awarded points for this, I'd freaking blog about every aspect of my life. I'd give play by plays every single time I had sex. I'd describe which dollar menu my dinner was purchased from. I'd write endless tirades on what a lousy actor Ben Affleck is. I'd rock at this!
But, as it stands, they don't pay and I'm done writing!
