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I'll say good evening, eventhough it does seem unwarranted. - Julian Sands
This profile is a Playdoh factory in libretto for the Mephistophelean paramour...
If you're a tornado or hailstone...perhaps we should talk, because I'd love to know how you acquired the powers of speech.
I'm not a huge sports fan, but the teams I support are:
BOSTON RED SOX!!! FLORIDA MARLINS MIAMI HEAT BOSTON CELTICS - YAY!!! CHAMPIONS!!! KANSAS UNIVERSITY JAYHAWKS (MENS BB ESPECIALLY) ROCK CHALK JAYHAWKS!!! NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS USA OLYMPICS
HELLS YEAH!!! JUST SAW MOTLEY CRUE AUG 27TH, 2009! MAY BE GOING TO SEE THE TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA THIS OCTOBER!!!
A few things about me...
Spent half my life swimming competitively and lifeguarding.
~~ ~ RED SEA PEDESTRIAN ~ ~~
I am VERY anti-drug! But since there's no prohibition... Leave some Patron Silver at the door and enjoy your stay!
NOTE:
I'm all too happy to rate others and I love to be rated as well. I'm all about making new friends, however... I am not interested in just being a number on your page and I'm not interested in being your fan or your friend just for the sake of points and rank!
If you'd like to fan me, please... be my guest. (I hope it is because you appreciated my profile / what I had to say (that is if you read it)) In order for me to fan you, we'll need to have some things in common, things that you wrote that I can appreciate or find familiarity with, and if you want to be friends... we'll need to converse.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Maybe it's just me, but I really f*ing hate cg Yoda!!! Damn the technology that killed Master Jedi Muppet Yoda!!!
And speaking of Muppets, they are my favorite things made out of non bio-degradable products.
And speaking of the environment:
People tend to freak out on me when I tell them I hope we have a global zombie invasion, but they just don't see things as I do.
#1. Zombies don't contribute to global warming. They don't breathe, hence no added Co2 in the atmosphere.
#2. Zombies don't cut down trees.
#3. Zombies don't really drive any sort of motorized vehicles = less emissions.
#4. Zombies are made entirely out of 100% recyclable materials and are biodegradable.
#5. Zombies are fun to watch and killing them not only burns calories, but is a wonderful stress reliever.
{A sample of the few hundred quotes I've written - incl the above unless otherwise stated}.
Pessimism is just the acknowledgment, and acceptance that there's no escaping Murphy and his gang of laws.
My cube is full of sphere's and numbers which are represented by avant garde colors. For ex. 3 = aquamarine & 9 = apricot. That way I can say 26 lemon-lime's divided by the square root of 4 burnt sienna's = the total mass of 13 tangerines. If I did it any other way nothing would make sense.
I've been thinking about getting my eyebrows waxed, but whenever I get close, the fire burns my eyes.
I would hate to have a penis made out of ice... it would be really small because in live in a very warm climate and my underwear would always be wet.
I do not have patience for those who have no patience.
I have never been inside a nectarines colon, but I have a feeling it's warm and juicy.
All I know about relationships is that if you are of average height... don't even think about dating a giraffe...trust me, it won't work out. He'll step on you, then apologize, and you'll forgive him, and you'll hug his knee... the whole time he could be flirting with birds & hot air balloons etc... Remember there's a whole world out there above your head.
Sometimes I have a craving for uncooked veins and toenails, but I won't eat them without relish and 2 pints of Gatorade.
I bet lava tastes o.k., like something really, really spicy!
Sometimes when I get really horny and it's not a good time, I just go into the bathroom, and squirt myself in the eye with lemon juice... that takes the edge off.
I'm just a book with an unglued binding, full of squiggly lines and empty pages.
The content of this material is almost unremittingly banal, consisting mostly of pious sentiments, couched in a woolly language.
WARNING... (If you're on my friends list and you send me a chain letter (in any form) I will peel off all of your cuticles the hard way!) ... and you'll be deleted.
Well that's all I care to divulge at this particular time, so...If anyone needs me... just tug on your right ear and draw a triangle connecting freckles on your body. Send me a picture of it along with some melted wax from an unscented beeswax candle... then pray. If you don't have my address, make one up, but send it 2 day only or else I won't accept it!
I DO NOT WRITE CLICHE' MUMS!!! IT'S APPARENT THAT MUM LAND IS WHERE CREATIVITY & ORIGINALITY GO TO DIE. PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THE LAME MUMS, BORING, AND REPETITIVE MUMS, YET WHEN SOMEONE POSTS SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNIQUE, THESE SAME PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT THEY DON'T "GET IT". FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ENJOY MY MUMS... I HEART YOU... FOR THE REST... YOU'RE SO FRIGGING PATHETIC! LOL
Video Games:
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(last updated:September 9, 2008 @ 3:47 pm)
I'm not much of a gamer, in fact I don't currently own any game system, however I do / have enjoyed to no particular extent, the following: GTA Vice City, The original ps1 Crash Bandicoot & Road Rash 1 & 2, The Resident Evil series, Chopper, Missile Command, Circus Atari2600 baby!!!! Galaga, DX Ball 1 & 2, bejewled 1 & 2, Diablo 1 & 2 and occasionally I like to play hide and go seek with characters from various tv shows as I watch them... and they really suck at it because I haven't been found yet!
Interests:
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Interesting things interest me... what do I find interesting? Well that's a good question. I find the imaginary number "i" interesting, but I don't enjoy talking about it... However, I will discuss it with you if you promise to keep mathematics out of it.
I'm actually interested in a plethora of things, and yes, I do know what a plethora is!
Swimming, Racquetball, Storm chasing, Paranormal investigation, Writing (Full length feature films to commercials to poetry & random quotations... (similar to Jack Handy's "deep thoughts")... see above.) Music (Primarily Rock / Metal / Goth / Industrial / 80's Celtic to Instrumentals, and a variety of other genres, if you need to know, ask. Photography. The Muppet's, I love horror and comedies over any other genre (both in print and on film.) I'm altruistic to a fault, generous, opinionated, assertive in business and treat people as they treat me. I don't mind getting dirty, but I love the feeling of being clean. I work my ass off, so I greatly appreciate when I can take a vacation. I'm all about having an adventure (which for some reason often ends up dealing with being terribly lost somewhere... NOTE: Make sure either Alice or Habib is driving.) (btw... I HATE driving in Boston! .. or downtown anywhere for that matter.) My friends are my life force, without them I am nothing but a human being without friends... and as we all know... humans aren't worth the flesh they're printed on, which is why I'm trying to vote muppet's into office! Well, muppet's and Paul Tsongas of course.
If you'd like to know more, or get further acquainted... I'll let you fill out the questionnaire... either that or just find me on whatever messenger I have.
A pic I took last year during a severe thunderstorm in Deerfield Beach, FL
("If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it... we would be so simple that we couldn't".) - Albert Einstein
"Most" rap is to music what paint by number is to art.
HUGS... NOT, drugs!!!
Any classically trained ear will enjoy:
TWISTED SISTER!!! Widowmaker, Desperado, Van Helsing's Curse, Baptized X Fire, Kiss, Type O Negative, Cradle of Filth, Drain STH, Therion, Guns ' n Roses (Not this new crap!) Metallica (Same deal) Arcana, Nox Arcana, Nightwish, Trans Siberian Orchestra, London After Midnight, Wolfsheim, White Zombie, Tool, Alice cooper, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Ozzy, Dream Theater, Def Leppard, Lordi, Gretchen, Cinderella, ACDC, Nonpoint, Whitesnake, Skid Row, Saigon Kick, Aerosmith, Ugly Kid Joe, Poison, Bon Jovi, Faith No More Within' Temptation, Echoes of Eternity, Moonspell, Queensryche, Gwar, Switchblade Symphony, Loreena Mckennitt, Weird Al (C'mon..you gotta love him!) - Almost anything 80's... except for the crap (which is also why I listen to very little from other decades) (I do like old school Will Smith, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, 2 Live Jews, LL Cool J etc...) I'm not sure though whether I like Gangsta's Paradise better or Amish Paradise better... maybe it's Paradise City, they're all great!
I can't stand country, but there's nothing worse than techno and anything so full of bass that you automatically want to kill yourself after 4 seconds of it! I can tolerate danceable music, but not that garbage!
Once a SMF, Always a SMF
STAY SICK!!!
Note: Oh and before I forget, I HATE emo!!! Try growing some pubes first before you start bitching and moaning about how shitty your love life is!!!
ZEITGEIST = The general moral, intellectual, the spirit of the time; the spirit characteristic of an age or generation.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND TAKING THE TIME TO WATCH THE FOLLOWING 2 FULL-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES. FOR ALL THOSE THAT OPPOSE WAR, SUPPORT OUT TROOPS, WANT TO GET OUT OF DEBT AND NOT ONLY HELP THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD AS WELL.
Idols:
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Dee Snider of "Twisted Sister" is my Idol. Why? It's not everyday you see a heavy metal or (any) music artist icon that not only dress's wildly on stage has a personal persona bigger than his band, wore make-up, wrote "quality/meaningful" songs about life and growing up, had a gf from the mid 70's... (met her when he was just 20) married her in 1981, was always faithful and devoted to her, has 4 children who revere him, doesn't smoke, drink, and never did drugs...
Yet for years while he was at the peak of his fame rumors speculated until the truth of his humbled life came out when he fought the government (in the PMRC hearings) about the freedom of speech trying to protect the music industry from censorship. Almost all of the musical artists of that day left him there to fight on their behalf alone. After which when the truth was unveiled that he wasn't such a threatening figure and a good husband and father, album sales dropped.
When things went poorly for him he did any job he could to support his family, even a stint doing computer sales at minimum wage! Now a days he's back on top of the world, back fronting Twisted Sister, has a film & tv career, music side projects (Van Helsing's Curse) is a voice over talent and has his own syndicated radio show in over 200 markets, plus a new one coinciding with Fangoria on Sirius radio!
I didn't dress like him or wear make-up, though I do like his hair, but I felt great about being an individual and that it was ok not to like what everyone else liked because they said it was cool.... I'm not saying you should go to work in a black 'n pink tasseled outfit, but you should do whatever you want, whenever you want and don't let anyone stop you or push you around. He said this, and he lived it without regards to the negative aspects of life that most are prone to.
I admired / admire the hell out of him... it doesn't have to be sex, drugs and rock n roll...it can just be rock n roll and it can be love... if you're a strong enough person to just deal with life head on. If there ever was a good role model, he's it. Dee Snider brings chivalry into the 21st century... that's my idol!
Movies & TV:
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A fraction of the great films I've seen...
Horror: Evil Dead 2, Zombi (By Lucio Fulci) Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Creepshow, The Shining, The Fly, Interview With a Vampire, Re-animator, Flatliners, Undead, The Blob, Pumpkinhead, Saw, Cemetary Man, Warlock...(Just off the top of my head... I realize I'm missing hundreds from this list and lot's of the classics, but a lot of people have seen those and if you love horror movies and missed these... shame on you.)
Comedies: Real Men, A Fish Called Wanda, Defending Your Life, Life of Brain, Holy Grail, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Summer School (Yes, I like 80's flicks!) Office Space, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Napoleon Dynamite, Four Rooms, Brewsters Millions, Ferris Buellers Day Off. (same parenthesis as above apply).
Other notable favorites: The Princess Bride, Big Trouble in Little China, The Man in the Iron Mask, Young Guns 1 & 2, The 10 Commandments, Braveheart, Falling Down, Back to the future 1 & 2, Indiana Jones, The Naked Prey, Clue, Donnie Darko, Predator, Real Genius, Beetlejuice, Gremlins, Critters, Ghostbusters, Strange Days, Ed Wood... etc... etc...
As far as TV goes...Just get HBO, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! Old Tales From The Crypt, Deadwood, Top Gear, Mr Bean, Mythbusters, Seinfeld... Ace of Cakes, Man vs Food, Man vs Wild, Discovery channel, Some cartoons.... If you're really that interested, just ask me, but Curb's my favorite show.
I also work in film... I've worn just about every hat thus far, so for my little plug:
Be sure to watch out for the "Bass Brothers in The Million Dollar Bass Hunt!" I'll let you know when it airs in 2010! Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fishing! (If you're an actor/actress, model, in production, or just a person with a boat) feel free to contact me especially if you live in South Florida and interested in participating in the show. Jay@basstv.com
Interested Investors: you won't find many opportunities like this, let's talk shop. Please contact Basstv Studios @ Info@basstv.com
WCaroline ...
