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You know how this works. Make a list of 10 things not obvious to the 'net world. They should be quirky/odd/bizarre/random as hell. Then, at the end of your blog, tag 5 friends. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "you're it!"... 'cause then they won't know to blog some interesting factoids about themselves & tag their friends & keep the vicious cycle going. heh. this is only because i love em.jay so much... 1) i amazingly do enjoy dancing, i love moving to music as much as i love listening to it 2) i have had one best friend for 10 years, she is the best and i love her more then i could ever love someone, if i lost her i would probably die 3) in the last 4 years of my life, ive have had 8 different jobs. thats a lot from the time your 14 to 18 4) Im up to try anything once, well almost anything. never offer me hard drugs, if its stronger then painkillers or pot get it away from me, ill hurt you. 5) I feel guilty everyday for the death of my friend, since august when i found out he passed away ive never let it go and probably never will, ill die feeling like its my fault. not a day goes by where i think bout it or him. 6) my idea of my body isnt good, im skinny but i dont like the body i have, youll never see me showing off what i got unless i got baggy pants on, if that even counts 7) Ive had people come up to me before and ask me if i was on cherrytap and tell me they have seen me on there, also have had people off myspace come up to me asking if i was me. 8) im a hippie at heart, i hardly wear shoes in the summer unless i have to. if not its sandals or barefoot 9) im listening to kottonmouth kings right now..... 10) im a better listener then i am talker, i will listen to your problems all day long and try to help if you want it. I tag: Craziness thats me (Mike) Mykal Hesita (Myrrh) DJ Zarrel (Bendigo) Mr. Horny
Body: Some Jerk-off from "Cali" wrote this shit and it took a real person from the Grand state of Illinois to offer the rebuttle---------- CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here - We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha] - The best athletes come from here *******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY****** ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ILLINOIS... Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Illinois is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your ass and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the Kick Ass Parties in the middle of a cornfield?!?! What now surfer boy? ******You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are ALMOST as hott... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. - You may know what real avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados when you can have steak and potatoes? As for cheese, hello, can you say Wisconsin? - Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you bitches? - Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 Chicago boys can get the job done... - I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans - Why would you brag about not getting snow days off? - We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but when it comes to the speed limit if you doing 80 you better be in the right lane cause we bring it hard and fast. - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California. - The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. - You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then. - Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" Who cares? You're either from Chicago or you live in the burbs anything else don't matter. -we don't have to give the area code. just speak and we can tell if you are from Chicago, Champaign, or Carbondale. - Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french. - Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive. - You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering? - You can keep your golden state... We're the Bad Ass State...the one and only!! - Do I have to remind you about the Bad Ass Partys Again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? - You guys have the best athletes huh?....Michael Jordan and Walter Payton - Football is a religion, not a sport Come on Illinois Show Your Colors! Repost!

until it gets better

my internet isnt working im at a friends now even though i moved im still having issues with my wireless connection. soo im still gonna be on for a bit longer except when i can get to a friends house or a library whats gone on with me i moved into an a apartment with friends i lost my job and now am applying for food stamps i had an interview and hopefully will get the job unpacking sucks and takes a lot of energy and also life sucks im out of money i could cry a river leave me some love to come back to when i get on again either next week or in a few days love you all

Rest In Peace Matt

i have this friend, i met him in january of 2006 in drivers ed class. he didnt live here in bloomington id never seen him before in my life but there was something bout him i just had to talk to him. he had long dirty blonde hair and had this stoner look to himself, he was a stoner. He talked to me first, we fought over this, he asked me the time. then i asked him to bum a cig once and then i use to sit outside before or after class with him and smoke and just talk a bit. over the time period of class we always sat next to each other and pretty much only talked to each other. we exchanged numbers and text back and forth for a long time. we talked on AOL too. After almost a year of not seeing each other the 1st day of january 2007 i got off work and that night on a whim i called him and asked if i could come see him. He lived in a small town outside of streator called ransom, i got directions off the web and hopped in my car telling my mom and dad something and started to drive. the drive took me about an hour but i didnt mind. i met him at a park then we went to his house. We hung out until 4 am, we got high watched tv and talked and smoked cigs, he had changed over the almost year, his hair was dreaded now but still so long. I remember the night like it was yesterday down to almost excatly what we were wearing. we went for a while without seeing each other but we did again, i use to go stay up there for a day or two, we'd hang out party watch movies get high just have a blast. the first time i ever watched Natural Borne Killers was with him, it was his favorite movie. We sat there talking bout how we wanted to go on a killing spree like that together. The last time i saw him we had 3 days together we woke up in the morning i left he went to help his friend move. Before that he asked me to go to Summer Camp with him, but i couldnt i had just gotten a job and i needed to keep it. So that morning was the last time we saw each other. The last time we talked was a bit after he got home from the fesitval we talked he asked where we were together i didnt really have an answer so i didnt. it was sad to say but i dont know if we could of made it work cause of the distance or if we were just to much of opposites. we talked a bit longer but i got off the phone to go to sleep. I tried to call him again, but never got an answer, he hadnt got online. I thought bout him quite often, wondering if he was okay or if i should call him or why he hadnt been online like he usually was. I figured he was really into his online game he was enjoying playing and tried to teach me to play. Its now August 10th, his friends girlfriend got online i had her AOL screenname from talking to her before. I sent her a messege asking if she had seen him and how he been telling her i wanted to make sure he wasnt dead, that was a joke. she was shocked i hadnt heard, he had died on June 10th of an overdose on pills at 5:15 pm. Just a few days after i talked to him. Its been 2 months and i never heard a thing. I dont believe its true, but it is. Ive been sitting here since she told me in shock, i dont want him to be gone. He was only 18 years old, he liked taking pills and just having a good time. he always told me he wanted to live like it was the last day he had, i believe thats what he did. i remember all the time we spent together ill never forget he was important to me. he was someone i could just sit with and talk about anything. We would sit on the phone for hours at a time just chatting away. He got me more into Heavymetal then anything also, NIN, Mushroomhead, and others. he would tell me songs to download all the time so i could hear them. Im going up in a few weekends to see his grave, his friends girlfriend taking me there since i dont know where it is. I will never touch pills again, never will i want to. Matt i miss you, you were a great friend, someone who will never be replaced in my life. You made a big difference with my world and my soul. You were my hippie no matter what you said, even though everytime i would call you a hippie you would disagree with me, but you were to me, you were my hippie. I will meet you one day in Paradise. Until then, you will be in my thoughts my dreams and in my heart. And i vow to go meet up with aaron and holly every year on your birthday as long as i can at your grave and a smoke a blunt just like you would do for us. Everytime i hear Reptile by Nine Inch Nails ill think of you and how you would sing parts of the song while we were hanging out and would always tell me it made you think of me. lyrics to one of his favorite songs Hurt by Nine Inch Nails I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

GED test

Those who dont me well dont know i am a highschool drop out. But just last month i took my GED test. They told me it would take about a month for me to get the results. Well today i got my results in the mail I PASSED! all my scores meet or exceeded the passing score requirements. I demostrated the 21 century skill of communication, imformation processing, problem solving, and high order thinking skills. those who dont understand that, it means im not dumb so ha! i passed i can finally move on no more worries. College here i come!

leaving

im not gonna be on for a bit. Many reasons why but some is because someone close to me i seem to be losing and if i am i rather not have to sit here and deal with it cause i dont want to. Also im working the rest of the week, including tomorrow night on the 4th then im going to chicago. The 11th is the day ill be back probably after i take my GED test. but if anything just leave me some love on here, comments, friends request, gifts. i just really been down lately and i need to find someway to bring myself back up. not that i dont love everyone on this site i talk to but nothing is helping me anymore, so right now im leaving to go to work and wont be back for about an week and a day or so. i might drop in once or twice all depends on how im feeling. soooo good bye everyone see you later

Fucks Like A Star

"Fuck Like A Star" by Porcelain and the Tramps Fuck Like A Star lyrics She puffs her little cigarettes and paces in the lobby Silhouettes of fair white skin, a superimposed body She is the string that holds up paint, The one that gets you started So if you've got the balls to fight, Then put your mouth around this Ohhh, I know you're out of it Ohhh, I know you want it She fucks like a star, All the way to the top Mess with your head, Make you want it Fucks like a star, So Rated-R You'll do anything because she fuck like a star, fucks like a star Anorexic beauty queen with painted eyes so toxic Flowers painted on her back, Centerfold erotic She's had a thrill, a shot to slam, enough to start a riot Everybody wants a piece, But only you're invited Ohhh, I know you're out of it Ohhh, I know you want it She fucks like a star, All the way to the top Mess with your head, Make you want it Fucks like a star, So Rated-R You'll do anything because she fucks like a star, fucks like a star Ohhhh She'll make you want it, you want it Ohhhh You fuckin' love it, you love it You fuckin fuck like a star star star You fuckin fuck like a star star star I'll fuck you like a star, superstar I'm gonna fuck you like a superstar star star star She fucks like a star, All the way to the top mess with your head, Make you want it Fucks like a star, So Rated-R You'll do anything because she fucks like a star, fucks like a star I'll fuck you like a star, superstar (fuck like a star) I'll fuck you like a star, superstar (fuck like a star) I'll fuck you like a star, superstar (fuck like a star) I'll fuck you like a star, superstar (fuck like a star) I'm gonna fuck you like a superstar star star star (fuck like a star) (fuck like a star) I'll fuck you like a star, superstar I'm gonna fuck you like a superstar star star star

sick of this shit

thats it im sick of this shit. i cant go anywhere on this site without hearing "fuck those clowns" or "lettes are sluts" or something downgrading juggalo's and juggalette's. people ask why im saying this, cause i am a fucking juggalo bitches and i dont fight with people bout it. you fuckin people hate on us because supposable we are trashy and shit. well fuck you too, i dont bitch bout you and your fancy cars, i might not be rich but im comfortable. dont bitch bout us we wont bitch bout you. guess you got the wrong impression of those lo's and lette's out there. you dont know us dont talk shit bout us. i couldnt do anything on my last profile before it was deleted without hearing someone talking shit to me when i was just looking for an answer in a mumm. or one guy was ripping our pictures and putting them on his profile talking shit bout us, some people bitched at him but i didnt say shit to him i just was looking at his profile was gonna rate but instead i got my ass put in a downgrading album being told to others i was a whore. what the fuck you dont know me or anything bout me, yet he sat there and talked shit bout all of us even if we just was checking him out. its DUMB its not an online fued either like some think lo's and lette's go through it daily in real life too. i cant walk down the street with a hatchman on my shirt on my belly ring on my hat nothing without being attacked, when im minding my own business. cause supposable we are horrible people, no we arent. i know tons of lette's who are rich, my boyfriend is a lo and has his own place a job and supports himself. Im a lette whos bout to start college in august and make a future for myself. but people dont see that. they think we are all drug addicts, pot heads stoners who dropped out of school and are part of a gang. im in no gang bitches. you dont know what we are about. and im here to tell you. WE ARE ABOUT THE MUSIC! ICP is not satanic at all, they christians and dedicate every album they have to the butterfly that died when they were young and prayed it went to heaven. Its not about wanting to chop someones head open with an axe it about how the music makes us feel inside knowing we are outcast that dont fit in most places and there are people out there who get us. That we can come together as a group to have for support and someone to talk to who understands. People dont see that though. they dont see past our exteriour and the clothes we wear or our lifestyle or that we say FUCK every other word. this has gotten so out of hand im taking a stand of all people and ive always believe that you dont have to like my shit i dont have to like yours but its not gonna bug me one bit cause i know no one is the same as me. but im so sick of hear people talk shit when they have no idea what they are saying. so fuck you fuck off and shut the FUCK UP. grow up you dipshits. for christ sakes im 18 years old and im more mature then this. for fuckin christ sake no wonder i hate the human race your all dipshits. if you dont like this blog go to hell but at least i kow who the hell i am unlike you haters out there MFCL Juggalette ¢¾The Princess¢¾
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