IRC's blog: "everybody"

howdy yall

im in an auction

yes i know heh

so click the pic below & place ur bids

i dare ya! haha

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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 
7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my Neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. 
After examining her, the doctor explained that the bee was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the bee. 
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try." 
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?" 
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

Do you plan on falling in love in 2009?
i dont plan anything

Without stating the name, say something to someone you hate?
i try not to hate nowadayz

Britney Spears, Yes or No?
fake...phony

Do you like your life?
its ok...could b better

Do you trust people easily?
not anymore

Would you ever get a tattoo?
workin on it heh

Does your boyfriend/ girlfriend have any tattoos?
n/a

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
i like rain

Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
nobody has

Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
its been awhile

When was the last time you talked to your number 1?
today

Is there a person who knows everything or almost everything about you?
nope

Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two?
workin on that now

Where is your number two person on your friends list?
i dont have a #2

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
been awhile...im not really touchy feely type of person


What were you doing at midnight last night?
watchin tv & playin on here

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
ha ha good 1

Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
um no...i like livin by myself

How many pills do you take a day?
no comment

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
sumtimes...depends

Favorite place to be?
dont have fav place

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
nope

Would you take a bullet for anyone?
nope

What was your first thought this morning?
I gotta pee

Have you ever broken a window on purpose?
nope

In one word, how do you feel right now?
groggy...gassy

Are you excited for 2009?
no reason to...its just another year in my book *shrugs*

What do you want for your birthday?
i have no idea

Where did you get the shirt you're wearinng?
i stole it from a friend

Plans for tonight?
just bein lazy

Which one of your teachers do you hold a grudge against?
dont have any teachers

Whose voice do you currently hear?
the tv

Would you ever trade your wardrobe with someone?
no i like my style!

You have a thousand dollars, what do you do with it?:
pay billz...mayb new house & new car

Was the last person you kissed physically attractive?
he waz ok

What did you do last night?
didnt u already ask this question?

Did you sleep well last night?
no..woke up in pain

Do you have a common first name?
i guess

Whos vehicle, besides family, were you last in?
my friend

How do you feel about your hair right now?
it will b ok once i throw it back in ponytail

Did you take a nap today?
no i just woke up actually

Do you want to get married and have kids one day?
ogod no

Do you have something you want to say to someone?
yeh...EAT ME!

Do you have homework?
i dont go to school

Who was the last person to wear your clothes?
nobody wears my clothes

Last time you went in a tanning bed?
never

Have you ever worn false eyelashes?
nope

What are you scared of?
nuttin

Whats the last CD you listened to?
i listen to playlist on my comp

Do you have a backyard?
no

Do you drink more water or juice?
neither

Do you think youre old?
mayb

Are your grades good?
not in school

What color are the walls of your bedroom?
white

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
no

Is there anything stressing you out currently?
does my tummy count?

When was the last time you got flowers?
never

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
went to pee

How old is the last person you kissed?
i cant rem

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
3 months aint nuttin...i did 4 yrs

What are you doing tomorrow?
i dont plan anything so idk

When was the last time you had starbucks?
never

Are you happy with your life?
im workin on that

Where do you want to live when you grow up?
elsewhere & im already grown up so too late for that

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
nope

Are you open with your feelings to people?
not anymore

Are you single?
why do u care?

What mood are you in?
groggy...gassy

If you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you choose?
blue

Who was the last person you texted?
i dont text

Do you like to cuddle?
depends

Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
nobody likes me *shrugs*

Do you miss anyone?
nope...nobody misses me so why should i miss them?