my tire was thumping i thought it was flat when i looked at the tire i noticed your cat.sorry!
heard your wife left you how upset you must be but don't fret about it she moved in with me
looking back over the years we've been together i can't help but wounder "what the hell was i thinking?"
congratulations on your wedding day!to bad no one liked your husband.
hou could two people as beautyful as you have such an ugly baby?
i have always wanted someone to hold some one to love after having met you i've changed my mind
i must admit you brought religion into my life i never believed in hell untill i met you
as the days go by,i think how lucky i am that your not here to ruin it for me
congratulations on your promotion. before you go would you like to take this knife out of my back? you'll probably need it again
happy birthday uncle dad!(available only in tennessee,kentucky,&west virginia)
happy birthday you look great for your age. almost life like!
when we were together, you said you'd die for me. now that we've broken up,i think it's time you kept your promise.
we have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop?
i'm so miserable with out you it's almost like your here
congratulations on your new bundle of joy did you ever find out who the father was?
your friends and i wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're haveing you put to sleep
so your daughters a hooker,and it spoiled your day.look at the bright side it's really good pay