If you have heard it from me, it was the evil twin, I swear it!
Good Wednesday Morning to you. Do you have an “EVIL TWIN”? Well the evil twin excuse has been used in many cases over the years. Apparently not only in cases to which the law was broken some are just excuses to say ones butt when no other excuse is easily accessible. Could you just imagine little ones using it? It was Johnny! I saw him do it!
However and more so recently a man and his brother committed the Evil Twin ordeal and won. Criminal defense lawyers often joke about the Evil Twin Brother defense: the defendant, having been identified by multiple witnesses as the perpetrator of a crime, makes the desperate plea "My evil twin brother did it." Sadly for defense lawyers, there is a shortage of evil twin brothers in the world, making the defense a pleasant fantasy.
Except in Kuala Lumpur, where the police caught a man driving a car loaded with 166 kilos of marijuana and 1.7 kilos of raw opium. Drug possession of that magnitude is punishable by death in Malaysia.
The driver was arrested in a house at his journey's end. Shortly thereafter, his twin brother arrived at the house, where he was also arrested. By the time of trial, officers couldn't say which brother drove the drugs and which brother arrived later. The judge, noting the absence of evidence that the brother arrested second knew of the drugs possessed by the brother arrested first, reasonably decided that she shouldn't be "sending the wrong person to the gallows" and acquitted them both. Lucky for them, I wonder if they were able to keep the Margie-Ja-Wanna…
Just how many evil twins are there out there?
Has anyone used the evil twin excuse? I have…The rat bastard told on me and well then just disappeared. Next time I see him I will give him a piece of my mind that’s for sure.
Here is another quip has anyone ever said: “Wow is it hot in here or is it just me”? I often used that phrase with another explicative.
Try it, is it weird in here…or is it just me?
Is it Wednesday in here or is..
You got it!
Have a fabulous day and if by chance your evil twin is up and about. Have em say hello (em means him or her or them or they sort of a Martism for Ya’ll)
A huge but slightly provocative hug, 13% from totally sexy and a Pat that perhaps was given by my evil twin.
Marrtay (Oh look he even signs his name somewhat like mine..)
I need one of those motorized shopping carts to get away now…
