Good morning. Do you believe in Ghosts? Well, in Homestead Pennsylvania apparently the police do… Ghosts are taking over a police station in Pennsylvania. At least that's what the officers who work there will tell you. Now the police department has hired paranormal investigators to look into the haunting.
"The door slamming is something everyone at this station has heard." slamming doors and creaky floors are one thing but what police officers, staff, even the Mayor of Homestead say they've personally witnessed in the building that cannot be explained away.
We'll start with the phantom typist "there were 20 of us in meeting and the typewriter against the wall started to type by itself."
When we turned it on - the backspace key seemed to be stuck? or was it? Others can't explain the attic door that no matter how many times it's bolted springs open.
or the bursts of bone chilling air that blows through enclosed hallways and around old cellblocks. "there are always noises in this room." "he shined his flashlight then that's when he saw the shadow."
I have to admit it i was skeptical all the up to the door slamming. Something my photographer denied. "did you do it? I didn't do it. Yes you did! The mysterious happenings aren't all inside the building.
The mayor showed a broken down sidewalk sweeper that somehow started up last November without a key and without a battery. "Occasionally we'll be here typing up reports hear the back door footsteps look out there's nobody there. do you buy this, do you believe there a class five full roaming vapor? That's the first i've heard that term but it's possible something's here."
Paranormal investigators say they did find something in the boiler room, but that the staff will have to wait until their investigation is complete to find out what they believe that something is. Hmm sounds to me like a few past felons came back to put a scare in their captures. I myself do believe in something of the fact that something could possibly be true about paranormal activity… but more so would not stay around and wait for actual proof but run and run fast…call me a Chicken! Oh Oh Oh… this is funny but, you may not think so. On my way back from golfing yesterday with a friend the weather was gorgeous. On my road there is a family that owns these goofy Ginny-Hen’s. They look like a weird ass chicken perhaps the ugly duckling of chickens, I don’t know but they are UGGGGLEE! (That is the king daddy of Ugly) Ok, so these goofy birds were pecking at the ground as some chickens tend to do, looking for kibble grit hell if I know, but they were in a perfect circle and very close to the road. I have had to slow down and even stop for they dumb ass selves (can a chicken have a self title?) So here they are all circled up pecking at the ground and none of them give a rats rear about the traffic… As I stated it was gorgeous outside and I had the window down…Oh Marty’s evil twin got the best of me, and I let out a big (my voice carries) BA-GOUCK!! I almost had to park the truck on the side of the road… I was laughing so hard.. it brought tears to my eyes… These goofy birds…oh I don’t know either thought the sky was falling like chicken little did running in all directions, or the Messiah of All Chickens was driving a Durango and was in town to kick some Ginny Hen ass… I never seen them move so fast and I may have been confused by all the scuttle-butting but it looked like they had that Macaulay Calking look on home lone as they fled. Like I said you had to be there… if for nothing else to see the goofy side of me come out…hmm that is like almost everyday…
Speaking of running I hear that an African tribe is entering 6 runners into the Boston Marathon this year to take place soon and have been instructed not to harm farm animals… hmm this almost sounds like a joke… I will get more info on this story…
But for now it’s time to part ways for your and my day. Have a fabulous day and may no ghosts haunt you nor shall a wild and crazy guy come up behind you and say… BAA-GAUCK!!!
A huge hug and many pats
Mart
