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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of frozen Crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's Refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding Her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and Proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them Thaw out. Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would The gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your Hand?" Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them herself! Be Well and Laugh Often... Yeah!!

For the women who have spoken and wished that they could immediately take the words back or that She could crawl into a hole ? She was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type She had been using. After browsing for several minutes, She was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help Her. Without thinking, She looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.' *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, 'No.' I kept thinking, 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny, did you have an accident?' This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! *While on a flight from New York , the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced 'Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off!'. No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston , and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers.

Between 1980 and 2015, the cost of programs for the elderly will increase from 31 percent of the federal budget to 48 percent, Myers said. Meanwhile, the ratio of seniors to working-age residents, including immigrants, will grow from 250 seniors per 1,000 working-age residents in 2010 to 411 per 1,000 in 2030. In other words, there will be far fewer taxpayers supporting a ballooning retirement population,” “If you don’t want to drastically cut Social Security and other benefits, you need to make sure that you have well-educated citizens and residents who can perform highly skilled, and high-paying, jobs. The growing economy requires ever more workers in the higher-skilled categories, and without them we lose those jobs and stifle that growth,” Myers said. Such a scenario also could have a drastic impact on the real estate market, as seniors looking to sell homes will face a dearth of working-age residents who can afford them. Current voters are not only undermining immigrants futures, they are undermining their own But these citizens are voting against their own interests, Myers said. Better education for young people leads to better jobs with higher incomes and thus more tax dollars to support such programs as Social Security and Medicare. The benefits of longer settlement have become apparent in California, as they will become in parts of the nation where immigrants have only recently arrived, Myers said In a new book, SPPD professor Dowell Myers says a majority of the state’s voters – white seniors and baby boomers – are undermining their futures by opposing immigrants. The golden years of America’s 78 million baby boomers will shine only as brightly as do the fortunes of the country’s changing immigrant population. That’s according to Immigrants and Boomers, a new book by USC demographer Dowell Myers. In the book, Myers draws on detailed census data – particularly in California, a bellwether for the nation – to predict the economic and social impact of immigrants on the nation. “Immigrants and boomers need each other,” said Myers, a planning professor in the USC School of Policy, Planning, and Development. “These are two populations whose destinies are going to converge in less than 20 years. We already know a lot about the boomers’ coming retirement impacts, but we still underestimate the immigrants and how they can help.” According to Myers, the current voting patterns of white senior citizens and boomers – who together constitute a minority of California’s population but a majority of the state’s voters – show little support for providing social services for immigrants. Myers has concluded that voters who are reluctant to support social services for immigrants have reasons – including the perception that the foreign-born have a negative impact on the culture – that are based on widespread assumptions about recently arrived immigrants as opposed to those who are longer settled. “In terms of adopting the English language, saving money and buying homes, immigrants have been far more successful than the public assumes,” Myers said. “The idea that immigrants who move to the U.S. never change – that they remain frozen in time in terms of language, education and culture, no matter how long they live here – is something I call the ‘Peter Pan fallacy’.”

Ok I can see My Shoutbox but can't send, I can read PMessage's but can't get in too write and ect WTF is going on.

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Someone said the reason, for childish crap, is that the stars are in reto so everyone is acting childish, opps bad acting.