EIGHTY STUPID FUCKIN QUESTIONS
Whats your middle name? ALLEN LYNN
How big is your bed? I CRASH WHEREVER
What are you listening to right now? JOHN HARTFORD
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 7640
What was the last thing you ate? PIZZA *FROZEN HAHA
Last person you hugged? MY MOMMY last nite when i drunk as i ever got in entire night blacked out flipped out and broke my aunts window said i was kill myself and got really fuckin crazy
How is the weather right now? i haven't been out for a minute.... its nice its spring
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? moma
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? ta ta's
Favorite type of Food. food sucks it cost money
Do you want children? whenever i get drunk fucked up and i fuck some chick is probably when i'll have kids
Do you drink? haha
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? yes and thats when the bad shit happens.... dirty nick
Hair color? dark brown
Eye color? hazel
Do you wear contacts/glasses? i should but i don't nearsighted
Favorite holiday? 4th of July0000blow up shit while your drunk
Favorite Season? spring
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? yes
Last Movie you Watched? benchwarmers
What books are you reading? does Maxim count? none... and maxim is kinda GAY
Piercings? none had eyebrow and ear at one time then i took a chain and connected them... NOT
Favorite Movie? I GOTTA LOT OF THEM HOW CAN U LIKE ONE MOVIE MORE THAN ANOTHER
Favorite college football Team? BADGERS WE NEED STINKIN BADGERS
What were you doing before filling this out? TRYIN TO HOLD MY HUNGOVER HEAD UP
Any pets? 1 FLUFFBALL THE SHITRAT
Dogs or cats? CAT here kitty kitty i got some peanut butter
Favorite Flower? probably NO FLOWERS ARE GAY WHO WROTE THIS DAMN SURVEY
Have you ever loved someone? its a human emotion i'm in love with the chick down south but she don't know me.... her pic is in my comments.. she thinks i am a drunk idiot ROFL
Who would you like to see right now? the end of my hangover.... this bitch who ripped my heart out shoved it down my throat then took it out of my poop and put it back in my chest
Have you ever fired a gun? yes
Do you like to travel by plane? no ears pop like mo'fo if you gotta fly it ain't worth goin
Right-handed or Left-handed? well i am right handed but i whack off with my left....... who knows
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? down by the river
Are you missing someone? aren't we all
Do you have a tattoo? yes a little cross some whore gave me
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? no, i watch them at night ADULTSWIM
Are you hiding something from someone? not that i know of i am not like that.. i wish i had some bud to hide from the cops
ARE YOU 18? exactly 18? what the fuck
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? badgers
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? i punked out drinkin vodka
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? what the fuck did i do to myself and how the fuck did i get here
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? i crash whereever didn't i fuckin tell you that
GRILLED OR FRIED? food sucks IT COSTS MONEY FUCK N'A GET A LIFE but i like to be fried sometimes
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? that i don't give a fuck
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no-- i told you whoever wrote this survey is gay
FAVORITE HANGOUT? the river you fuckhead you should know that bye now FUCK
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? river/booze/handjobs/blowjobs etc....i could go on and on
FAVORITE SONG? oh jeezzzz fuck off already are we done yet
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? gettin jumped while i am out walkin late at night AND GETTIN SHANKED
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? give to take take to give take and give are pretty cool
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? dirty nick , old dirty nick, nick smoke. negative nancy, nancy, and so forth
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? bullshit
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? ann -she is the shit
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? a good lookin woman with a pussy that never goes dry
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? fuck advertising again, proof that whoever wrote this survey is gay
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? virgin mobile cuz i am a virgin
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? booze and smokes. and survivors i see
Whats your favorite color? blue--- but the blue man group can fuck off they are ruinin blue
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? smokes
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? radio broadcaster still do
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? i think damn how are the odds of lookin at the clock at that time
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? WHAT THE FUCK I CRASH WHEREVER IT COULD BE ANY COLOR
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? THIS BITCH I MENTIONED EARLIER AND WHY SHE ISN'T THERE SUCKIN MY DICK
OH BY THE WAY YOU STILL DON'T KNOW ME
