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LikeNRateMsCharlotte2U's blog: "Jokes"

created on 03/08/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b196018
Microsoft has announced the release of a special Ebonics version of Windows 2000, titled "IT BE A FRESH WINDOW." There are numerous differences between standard Windows 2000 and the Ebonics version. For example, when opening the Ebonics version it will have several gangsta signs, slogans, and "shout outs". On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with _"Dis My Shit." The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster. The network is replaced with "Da Hood." Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialogue box changes: 1. Break Back In = Re-entry 2. Aww Shit, = Error 3. Itz All Good = OK 4. 4 Real Doe = Yes 5. Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel 6. Do Dat Shit Again = Reset7. R U Crazy = Are You Sure 8. Hunt Dat Down = Find 9. Put A Cap In It = Delete 10. Games & Shit = Programs 11. Letter Shit = Documents The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of Microsoft Works entitled "Homie Essentials." Several words on the title bar have been changed: 1. Dat Thang = File 2. I Be Seein' It = View 3. Put Sumpin In = Insert 4. Hook It Up = Format 5. Stuff I Ain't Gone Need = Tools 6. Number Shit = Table 7 Break In = Window 8. What Da F*ck??? = Help Auto Correct has been replaced with "Keepin' it Real". That is all
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