That's right, I said Easter is nothing but a big lie perpetuated by the media and retail industries to make money during the slow season. Jesus Christ died over 2000 years ago, and he didn't come back from the dead. Christians just perpetuate that lie to make their guilt-ridden beliefs more substantial. But honestly, you make a man who was a near-genius, the most influential man in the history of the world, immortal just to make your religion so unbelieveable that kids fall for it all the time. Yes, I believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, but as countless people have told me, he NEVER CLAIMED TO BE THE SON OF GOD! He spoke in a lot of riddles that we, the stupid members of a gullible human race, took wrong and mistraslated over centuries. We wanted someone external to blame for our bullsh*t, so we CREATED a villain figure named Satan (AKA the Devil, which translated to its original definition means "divided") and made god into an invisible man to ask for guidance and save us from that mean little guy with horns.
Well guess what? That mean little guy with horns is US. Yes, WE make the decisions to hurt others, and until we let go of our stupid God-based religions, we are slaves to our own bullsh*t. That voice in your head that tells you what is right and wrong is your CONSCIENCE, or your own mind making things up, not god. Take responsibility for your own actions, look to yourself for guidance, and have faith in YOURSELF instead of some fictional character we invented centuries ago based on misinterpreted riddles, let go of your past and make ammends if necessary, and you just may free your mind of the guilt that holds you back.
So with all of this scientifically proveable knowledge to consider, what do you think of Easter now? That's right. Nothing but bullsh*t. However, if your kids love the idea of a bunny that lays eggs and leaves chocolate replicants of itself in baskets, then let them believe it for now. No sense robbing them of their innocence.
